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scottman
Since 08 Jun 2007
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hillsboro
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 Wed Jul 30, 08 7:35 am Police: Chihuahuas provoke baton attack on nude beach |
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02:28 PM PDT on Monday, July 28, 2008
By DAVID KROUGH, kgw.com
PORTLAND, Ore. -- A nude sunbather was arrested for attacking a dog owner with a baton on a local beach.
Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday with his four children and two Chihuahuas.
The dogs ran ashore towards a nude beach, and deputies said it was then the naked suspect started hitting them with a collapsible, police-type baton.
Then, officers said 74-year-old Donald Kenney, of Vancouver, advanced towards the victim with a can of mace and the raised baton. The victim fell backwards as Kenney pummeled him with the baton in the head, torso and legs, police said. He suffered bruises and saw a doctor for the injuries.
The victim gave police a description of the attacker and Kenney was arrested Friday after police found his car parked nearby the scene of the attack.
Kenney was charged with assault and menacing.
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Spike
Since 13 May 2007
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Alameda
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 7:45 am Re: Police: Chihuahuas provoke baton attack on nude beach |
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| scottman wrote: | | The victim gave police a description of the attacker |
"Some pissed off old naked dude out there on the beach"
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Mark
Since 20 Jun 2005
3678 Posts
I need my fix because I'm a
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 8:00 am |
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Great now the VC are carrying TWO sticks to beat you with.....
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Yardsale
Since 29 Mar 2005
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Portlanastan
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 8:05 am |
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Police quoted the victim as stating ..." the old bastard smelled like rawhide, dogs love that stuff !!"
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Nak
Since 19 May 2005
4297 Posts
Camas
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 8:29 am |
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Fu***ng geek can't be bothered with boardshorts, but he CAN carry around mace and a baton... WTF? 
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Gman
Since 11 Feb 2006
4911 Posts
Portland
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SL8r
Since 19 Apr 2008
65 Posts
Pain is a part of the game when you're a
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 9:32 am |
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 Good one Yardsale!!!
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Reaper356
Since 10 Dec 2006
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Salem / LC Oregon
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 11:05 am |
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| Collapsible Baton.. hmmm......
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 11:13 am |
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| Reaper356 wrote: | | Collapsible Baton.. hmmm...... |
LOL!!!!
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genek
Since 21 Jul 2006
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 11:29 am |
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| Nak wrote: | | Fu***ng geek can't be bothered with boardshorts, but he CAN carry around mace and a baton... WTF? |
I don't think it's that he can't be bothered, more that he doesn't want to. Hope we don't get any angry naked batonners this Fall.
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 12:56 pm |
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now THAT is a good use of the search engine..! 
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scottman
Since 08 Jun 2007
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hillsboro
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| Wed Jul 30, 08 7:47 pm |
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| Reaper356 wrote: | | Collapsible Baton.. hmmm...... :? |
naked guy on beach alone with "collapsible baton" and mace. I'm glad i was not there to witness extension of the collapsible baton!
God help us when the wind blows east. Bring dogs bigger than a pair of man killer Chihuahuas or we'll be totally fucked....
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dangerD
Since 27 Jun 2005
223 Posts
Bingen Heights
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| Thu Jul 31, 08 8:07 am |
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Hi kiters
Donald Kenney here, the sunbather in question. I just want to clear the air and my good name. I'm 74 now, and have been going to Cock Rock my whole life.. I enjoy the fresh air, water, and sexy time. Now, Im not a fag, Ill have you know!. I go there to RECEIVE oral sex, not to give. I have never been gay. Now you need to know the difference. When you see a naked guy in the mangroves poke their head up and nod at you, they are gays who want an ass-pounding. But, if they would like to give you fellatio, they will signal with the back and forth, fist to mouth sign, that clearly indicates their oral capacity. Now this is not gay, because everybody likes blowjobs, so long as you do NOT cuddle afterwards!
Now to the events of that day...
I was in the bushes, receiving my just desserts, when said Chihuahuas come running up, all aggressive, and bite the shemale who was performing on me, right on the ballsack! (he was masturbating at the time) Now he didnt see them coming, and his reaction, sadly, was to bite down... So you can understand my anger. So I pulled out my mace and baton, to defend myself and my bitch-boy.
Now some may ask why I would carry mace and a baton to a nude beach..? Well you can never be too careful with all them fags around!
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
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| Thu Jul 31, 08 8:15 am |
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Spike
Since 13 May 2007
1414 Posts
Alameda
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| Thu Jul 31, 08 8:18 am |
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BWAHAHAHA!!!
Thats some funny shit!
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Nak
Since 19 May 2005
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Camas
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| Thu Jul 31, 08 8:29 am |
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Just so you know what the asshole looks like next time there's East winds...
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dangerD
Since 27 Jun 2005
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Bingen Heights
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| Thu Jul 31, 08 8:47 am |
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Hey, I ain't been convicted of nothing, so I don't appreciate you putting my picture up there...
And your town stinks of fags too
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