Unhooked Blind Death Spiral = Full Frontal at the Sandbar

Donny Baker · Since 13 Jul 2006 80 Posts Â

Hey man this is Donny Baker man. Tbrex your crazy man. You cant just emabrass a guy like this in public man. I’ts illeagal in Oregon. somethin about ruining someones reputation on the internet or somthin. Go ahed and look it up. Its state law, swear to god it is.

I was kinda thinkin about though, and it aint the first time other people seen Donny's meat pie in public. In high school I was taking out Sandy Parker, from White Salmon. She was crazy man. She always wanted to do it in the "outdoors" and stuff. We went to the event site one summer night and I was givin sandy some of Donny's Jimmy Dean, when that old guy, that lives there and acts like he's a cop or somthin starts yelling at us, that the place is closed or somthing.
I jumped up real mad and stuff. I started yelling back at him that this is America and he dont own the event site, and its public property and stuff. I was all in his face, jumpin up and down poking him in the chest, telling him about the American bill of rights and stuff. Then some van pulls up shining its headlights on my pork sword. It was crazy man cause it was like when you make a shadow puppet with your hands on a movie screen, only my pork shadow was wacking this old man shadow in the face, on the side of the bathroom building wall and stuff. Swear to god it was man.

I gotta go.

kss · Since 24 Apr 2006 614 Posts pdx Addicted

now that is some funny sh#t. are you for real dude?

pkh · Since 27 Feb 2005 6549 Posts Couve / Hood Honored Founder

Ha - that story is even better than the sandbar one... I forgot is there a Pokin Around the Gorge - Event Site article? Twisted Evil

forrest · Thu Jul 31, 08 6:33 am

Nope, but there is one for the kite killer in Pokin Around.