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pkh

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PostSun Jul 03, 05 11:42 pm    How about a caption contest for this one... Reply with quote

Went down to Sand Lake for some "brawt-brawt" and ended up getting some good wind to go with all the gas fueled fun... Now what happens when you mix one kiteboarder and 10,000 ATV heads?

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KiteKarl

Since 02 Mar 2005
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 12:24 am     Reply with quote

1) Phil: Banned from the sand.

2) Damn! That kite's as big as my underwear!

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colby

Since 23 Apr 2005
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 7:21 am    ... Reply with quote

1. I am the bike.

2. I'd like to buy the space man a drink.

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Dr Sloth

Since 05 Mar 2005
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 8:35 am     Reply with quote

1) "message for you sir" - obscure Monty Python reference

2) "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my..."

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fokiten

Since 04 Mar 2005
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 9:15 am     Reply with quote

#1. >:::


Nimrod pushes his limits

"shore shows are for jerking off, Did you see me Mom? did you see me??

I saw you, now (head shakes in disappointent) Nimrod,go clean yourself up...

#2.::


Nimrod pushes his shallow envelope for the beach crowd

"shore shows are for jerking off, Did you see me Mom? did you see me??

I saw you, now (head shakes in disappointent) Nnimrod, go clean yourself up...

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pkh

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PostMon Jul 04, 05 10:11 am     Reply with quote

fo' - I think after riding around with 10k drunken crazy people on quads in a bunch of dunes where you can't see what's coming over the next hill, following a few waves up the beach in light wind felt pretty mild on the risk factor. your just jealous you weren't skimmin along in that 2" butter water.

btw, there is a bit of forced perspective going on in those photos, my kite was never closer than 100ft to anyone, and 99% of the time I was out in the ocean... these were just the pics that turned out because I was close enough that you could see the quads and bikes too (whole point of this post.)

now go back to your chop pond. Very Happy

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fokiten

Since 04 Mar 2005
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 10:20 am     Reply with quote

We have protected coves with arces and acres of dead flat glass these little low points protect them,,,

SWEET flat water,, although this season has sucked,,,almost no ridable wind,,,

So Yeah,,,I'm a bit testy (jealious,,what ever,,,

don't change nothing though,,,you're two inches from getting pitched for what??

For what?

FOR WHAT?

exactly,,,100 yards of butter

Nice clear thinking on your part

regards
I'm going kiting,,,fuck the crowds I'm hungry
fo

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pkh

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PostMon Jul 04, 05 10:29 am     Reply with quote

dude, my board/fins were grounded several times... I know how to ride through it. There are guys on the Oregon Coast that ride their boards from their setup point 200ft from the water across the sand. That's what massive unpopulated beaches and perfect wind give you confidence to do.

Is it stupid and adding risk? Yes.

But I think as you have often brought up, this whole sport is risky... that's part of what makes it fun. So if I risk a good sand blast for some sweet butter, oh well. Nothing like seeing sand in your rooster tail.

...and I am 10x more scared out of my shorts on an average Gorge day anyway. Especially when your launching lit on a 7m over rocks, with devil winds and gusts 50% higher than the average wind speed. Yikes.

Oh well, have fun today fo'. Thumb's Up

Btw, great captions so far! I think Karl's underwear one especially... Very Happy

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fokiten

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PostMon Jul 04, 05 10:41 am     Reply with quote

It's all good Dax,,

In fact,,,I think you guys up in the gorge deserve some sort of safety award...

All things considered I'm amazed at your safety record.

That's one expert only place you've got and I know you must have many.. many visitors who just have no clue as to how MAX that river is...

So,,,acccept my kudos for staying alive...

Good work,,

And yeah,,,I wish I had that coast closer...

Regards
fokiten,,

I'm out of here,,,mothers grab your babies I'm kiting here,,MOVE if got a problem,,,THIS IS MY FUCKING BEACH...LOL

Hope I get some...
damn,, it been bad here

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colby

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PostMon Jul 04, 05 10:52 am    ... Reply with quote

hey Fo...

Where do you live? I know it may be too much to see the man behind the mask and all, but this is really making me curious. BTW, are the WW kites turning out to be what you expected? I've been testing gear like crazy this year and finally made a choice...the raps are coming in next week!

have a good one!

PS...just PM me your answer on the kites...I don't want to cut in on Phil here or start a debate on gear with other flamers Wink

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pjc

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PostTue Jul 05, 05 9:20 am     Reply with quote

yeah dax that was VERY IRRESPONSIBLE. you NEVER see any of the oregon coast regulars ride in shallow water like that. remember, you will be 100% safe if you stay 100 feet from shore.

if you really want to be safe, you gotta go to where there are dust devils and rocky launches. go inland.

**stay away from the beach. it's too dangerous***

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fokiten

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PostTue Jul 05, 05 9:34 am     Reply with quote

Regards,,

Colby,,By local law the spot is not to be blabed about on the internet.

It's the rules,,,sorry

Dax,,

If you're looking for approval,,, you got it...

I love watching guys go thud when they kite too close to shore...

My only regret is that I'll miss it,,,

Kit inclose,,be rad,,see sand and book for it,,,

Enjoy,, O' do kite in close...

Do it,,,Yeah baby ,,,You rip,,LOL

Go Dax, GO ,,

You have my blessing
fo

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ECmike

Since 29 Mar 2005
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PostWed Jul 06, 05 1:41 am     Reply with quote

Hey Fo, I have asked the same ? to you as did Colby regarding where you kite at. I got no responce at all on your location. Maybe you could tell us the state that you ride in and we can go from there?? Surely you could tell us the state! There must be more than one spot to ride in your state, right? Sound like a plan?

Hit us back! Wink

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ECmike

Since 29 Mar 2005
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PostWed Jul 06, 05 1:46 am     Reply with quote

1: "Young Phil takes an early lead off the line!"

2: "What kind of gas does that run?"

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KiteKarl

Since 02 Mar 2005
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PostWed Jul 06, 05 1:51 am     Reply with quote

Hint Mike: I'm going to Fo land. I know I'll see him there. I'll be able to tell who he is by the ranting and swollen comma finger... Laughing

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ECmike

Since 29 Mar 2005
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PostWed Jul 06, 05 2:39 am     Reply with quote

LOL! Laughing

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sandoz

Since 06 Jul 2005
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PostWed Jul 06, 05 3:38 am     Reply with quote

alright dude, you asked for it...


#2 Best kites, coming to a wal-mart near all y'all.



(btw nice site, cool logo)

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