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Procktor

Since 11 Apr 2013
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PostSun Oct 20, 13 11:38 pm     Reply with quote

Haha I know he tried to quickly delete his stupidity but I quoted that shit hahahahahaha.
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consumer

Since 28 Nov 2010
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PostMon Oct 21, 13 5:59 am     Reply with quote

they aren't legit and they are just trying to stir the pot. If I see a airush razor out at rooster i'll make sure I get all the rooster c/rock "locals" come introduce themselves to you, leave their number/picture in your bag or get a free prostate exam.

Also, Bulae heard you were interested in SUP Lessons? He said it was 150/hr - I signed you and Dan K up. for 4 hours all inclusive + swimming lessons.

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JonMalmberg

Since 15 Aug 2011
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PostMon Oct 21, 13 6:46 am     Reply with quote

Easy now, I still fly Airush Razors once in awhile.

Anyone know who these two actually are? Sure would like to know, because ya know I am just learning how and sure would like these bad asses to show me how to kite in the waves...

Perry would need about three days in the waves to make 99% of the wave kiters look silly.

Jon

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blowhard

Since 26 Dec 2005
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Windward



PostMon Oct 21, 13 7:15 am     Reply with quote

what's wrong don't like the monkybunch new surf-style personna
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Inept_Fun

Since 14 Apr 2005
1417 Posts
Hood River
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PostMon Oct 21, 13 11:01 am     Reply with quote

JonMalmberg wrote:
Easy now, I still fly Airush Razors once in awhile.

Anyone know who these two actually are? Sure would like to know, because ya know I am just learning how and sure would like these bad asses to show me how to kite in the waves...

Perry would need about three days in the waves to make 99% of the wave kiters look silly.

Jon


Lol bam bam Perry needs 0 days in the waves to make 99% of wave kiters look silly, they are doing a good enough job of it on their own.

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jperry

Since 07 Nov 2008
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PostMon Oct 21, 13 12:35 pm     Reply with quote

Thanks for the input! Strength training and proper nutrition and rest will make you last even when you blast! Oh! and stretching and massages.

Thanks!

JP

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Procktor

Since 11 Apr 2013
46 Posts
Hood River
 



PostMon Oct 21, 13 5:50 pm     Reply with quote

JonMalmberg wrote:
Easy now, I still fly Airush Razors once in awhile.

Anyone know who these two actually are? Sure would like to know, because ya know I am just learning how and sure would like these bad asses to show me how to kite in the waves...

Perry would need about three days in the waves to make 99% of the wave kiters look silly.

Jon





Come to rooster rock tomorrow I'll be there all day bitch.


Perry would need a lot more than 3 days and he'd need lessons to. First big working in the surf your boy would be running back to the kiddie pool.

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Nak

Since 19 May 2005
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PostMon Oct 21, 13 6:05 pm     Reply with quote

LMFAO!!! Very Happy Yet another indicator Proktor has never ever been even near the river or a kiteboard.

Bam Bam, one guy shares both these identities. He's just a lonely troll who has to invent an imaginary friend, 'cause no one else likes him. (Gee, I wonder why?) All he's done is read some forums to pick up some info, but dig a little and he hasn't got the faintest clue. It's really sad actually. Here's this guy who just sits in front of a computer, eating chips and drinking pop, pretending to be something he isn't. He acts like a jack ass both as a defense mechanism and to generate some kind of interaction. Any kind of interaction is OK, because he gets zero in real life. Unfortunately, he just can't figure out that people ignore him because of how obnoxious he is. The more people ignore him, the more obnoxious he is and the more people ignore him; it's a vicious cycle. Unfortunately all the internet porn and his Oedipus complex just further pushes him into his hole.

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JonMalmberg

Since 15 Aug 2011
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PostMon Oct 21, 13 6:30 pm     Reply with quote

Nak...

Ah, mystery explained. Sorry, been off the radar for a bit and just coming home from Europe to find these two... um, er, I mean one... making a big fuss.

Okay, back to ignoring the idiots and getting back to the fun to be had. Over, out, and back to staying off the forums myself.

Adios, Jon

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quenyaistar

Since 21 Oct 2011
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Cougar, WA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSKQ-jR_CVU
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Dan k

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PostTue Oct 22, 13 3:44 pm     Reply with quote

Procktor wrote:
Come to rooster rock tomorrow I'll be there all day bitch.


Perry would need a lot more than 3 days and he'd need lessons to. First big working in the surf your boy would be running back to the kiddie pool.



I agree. These kooks here have no idea how to ride a wave. It aint as simple as mowing the lawn on a river. If Jperry, Nak or any other kooks here tried wave riding at best they'd be average and clueless how to really do it.

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BeerKite

Since 29 Mar 2011
471 Posts

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PostTue Oct 22, 13 4:29 pm     Reply with quote

Yeah JPerry, I liked
1:51
2:21
and 2:40 ish mostly because you can see Alex's lines.

I have no Troll food however.

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