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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 5:37 am |
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jperry wrote: | twintip for sure. im not that great on a surf board. |
Twin tip in the surf? Hahaha. Stick with kiting long enough you'll eventually move on to riding a surfboard.
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Inept_Fun

Since 14 Apr 2005
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Sun Oct 20, 13 7:32 am |
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bustingbladder wrote: |
Oh, and don't worry about the noise coming from the chaps that talk too loud about what's cool and what's not.
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Last time I checked 100 year olds dont really have a clue about whats cool and whats not anyways.
Oh and sorry to break it to you guys but surfing waves behind a kite is about 100 times easier than wakestyle, but I highly doubt most of you know what crashing with any kind of power feels like anyways so Ill just let you imagine...
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SalmonSlayer
Since 27 Nov 2005
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Sun Oct 20, 13 10:16 am |
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Inept_Fun wrote: | bustingbladder wrote: |
Oh, and don't worry about the noise coming from the chaps that talk too loud about what's cool and what's not.
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Last time I checked 100 year olds dont really have a clue about whats cool and whats not anyways. |
Here is your guide to cool bustingbladder.
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 1:22 pm Wakestyle is dead. |
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Inept_Fun wrote: | bustingbladder wrote: |
Oh, and don't worry about the noise coming from the chaps that talk too loud about what's cool and what's not.
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Last time I checked 100 year olds dont really have a clue about whats cool and whats not anyways.
Oh and sorry to break it to you guys but surfing waves behind a kite is about 100 times easier than wakestyle, but I highly doubt most of you know what crashing with any kind of power feels like anyways so Ill just let you imagine... |
Wakestyle is hard on your body. It will ruin your knees for sure. But surfing waves behind a kite takes balls. Way more consequences from big waves than falling in calm water.
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airon^
Since 07 Aug 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 8:56 pm Dan heeey! almost sounds like a real person |
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after that post
he's expounding on his point, demonstrating a serious (and human) case of defensiveness, digging in for a long fight he is not prepared for in the least.
I for one respect both disciplines, and probably love waveriding more, but why dismiss a truly great rider like JP, just because he doesn't ride just the same as you. Sad for those who can't appreciate..
hopefully his Procktologist will chime in soon
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
46 Posts
Hood River
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Sun Oct 20, 13 9:35 pm A iron the crybaby back for lick jperrys ass |
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airon^ wrote: | after that post
he's expounding on his point, demonstrating a serious (and human) case of defensiveness, digging in for a long fight he is not prepared for in the least.
I for one respect both disciplines, and probably love waveriding more, but why dismiss a truly great rider like JP, just because he doesn't ride just the same as you. Sad for those who can't appreciate..
hopefully his Procktologist will chime in soon
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Wake style is boring and hasn't progressed in years. Once again Dan K hits the nail on the head
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 10:41 pm |
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Nak wrote: | It's so sad that in this day and age there are still people so slovenly and desperate, that they have to make up imaginary friends to have conversations with on the internet about sports they've never engaged in--other than to read about them on said internet. You just want to tell them to take a shower, put on some clean clothes and go out and make real friends. Get off your computer and experience what life in the real world is like. You'll be so much happier, really.
Just because the bullies who beat up on you in school were "cool", doesn't mean that jack asses are thought of as cool in the real world. Making fun of others doesn't make people think you're cool, it makes them either pity you or be disgusted by you.
No matter how much you read up on the internet, anyone who's read a few of your posts realizes you've never, ever, surfed or kiteboarded. They realize that there really is just one of you. You're not being clever by pretending to be two people, you're just being pathetic.
Instead of insulting people, try being nice. You'll make friends, it's not school anymore. There are lots of people who won't judge you because of your looks or your lack of athleticism. But everyone--obviously including yourself--will dislike you for being obnoxious. Clearly, you don't believe anyone will like you for who you really are, so you pretend to be something else. You push people away and act like a jerk; that's a defense mechanism. You're afraid of being rejected. You gotta ask yourself though, do you really want to go through life sitting in front of a computer making up friends?
There's no time like the present to make a change. Stop lying about who you are. Embrace yourself. Change the parts you don't like. Take up a sport or hobby outside of the home. Learn to like yourself and treat other people with respect. Once you do that you'll be amazed how much your life will improve.
Good luck, seriously. |
Nope I ain't dan k and we are probably the only kiters here who know what we're doing. You kooks are almost all keyboard kiters who took a lesson maybe once at best. It's obvious to real kiters who's posing and who's the real deal.
_________________ ''If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''' |
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Nak

Since 19 May 2005
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Sun Oct 20, 13 10:51 pm |
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Procktor wrote: |
Nope I ain't dan k and we are probably the only kiters here who know what we're doing. You kooks are almost all keyboard kiters who took a lesson maybe once at best. It's obvious to real kiters who's posing and who's the real deal. |
Gee, I didn't address that post to anybody. Why do you so quickly assume it's you I'm talking about? Lots of folks on this thread... And yes, it is obvious.
BTW, probably a wasted effort, but I'm honestly trying to help somebody out.
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 10:57 pm |
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Nak wrote: | Gee, I didn't address that post to anybody. Why do you so quickly assume it's you I'm talking about? Lots of folks on this thread... And yes, it is obvious.
BTW, probably a wasted effort, but I'm honestly trying to help somebody out. |
Why did you quote me then delete your post? Your paranoid. Damn.
_________________ ''If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''' |
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Nak

Since 19 May 2005
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:02 pm |
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Actually, I deleted my post before you quoted me initially. I figured I was probably just wasting my time trying to help, so I deleted it. Since you instantly thought it was about you though, I guess I was pretty much dead on. I hope you take it as it was intended, that somebody cared enough to put some effort in anyway. Maybe you'll take it to heart, maybe you'll think about it. Most likely you'll just lash out though. At least learn this: we all have the keys to our own prisons. Learn to unlock yours. You can you know.
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:04 pm |
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Nak wrote: | Actually, I deleted my post before you quoted me initially. I figured I was probably just wasting my time trying to help, so I deleted it. Since you instantly thought it was about you though, I guess I was pretty much dead on. I hope you take it as it was intended, that somebody cared enough to put some effort in anyway. Maybe you'll take it to heart, maybe you'll think about it. Most likely you'll just lash out though. At least learn this: we all have the keys to our own prisons. Learn to unlock yours. You can you know. |
No you quoted me in the post you deleted. You just sound really paranoid.
_________________ ''If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''' |
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:14 pm |
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Procktor don't waste your time this old timer just needs to take his meds and go to bed or something.
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Nak

Since 19 May 2005
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:16 pm |
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No, I didn't. In fact look at your own post that you quoted me with. No quote from anyone in there. You're just proving my point both here and in the Easterly thread where you lash out at me. Just like I said you would. I wish I was wrong, I really do. But you're pretty convinced I'm right, so I guess I must be.
Dan/Proktor, I didn't quote you. I made no reference to you. You looked at the post and immediately assumed it was about you. No one else did that. Understand this: I didn't out you. Nobody thinks you're anything but a troll. Nobody thinks you kite. Everyone knows you're just one person. Everyone is having a laugh about it.
I'm sure you'll continue to lash out. I don't really care about that. I just hope you learn to like yourself someday, better sooner than later. Once you learn to like yourself, others will learn to like you too.
I'm done here. I can't help you, but at least I know I tried. You'll have to learn to want to help yourself.
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:20 pm |
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Nak wrote: | No, I didn't. In fact look at your own post that you quoted me with. No quote from anyone in there. You're just proving my point both here and in the Easterly thread where you lash out at me. Just like I said you would. I wish I was wrong, I really do. But you're pretty convinced I'm right, so I guess I must be.
Dan/Proktor, I didn't quote you. I made no reference to you. You looked at the post and immediately assumed it was about you. No one else did that. Understand this: I didn't out you. Nobody thinks you're anything but a troll. Nobody thinks you kite. Everyone knows you're just one person. Everyone is having a laugh about it.
I'm sure you'll continue to lash out. I don't really care about that. I just hope you learn to like yourself someday, better sooner than later. Once you learn to like yourself, others will learn to like you too.
I'm done here. I can't help you, but at least I know I tried. You'll have to learn to want to help yourself. |
Procktors right. You are paranoid and clueless.
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:27 pm |
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Nak wrote: | No, I didn't. In fact look at your own post that you quoted me with. No quote from anyone in there. You're just proving my point both here and in the Easterly thread where you lash out at me. Just like I said you would. I wish I was wrong, I really do. But you're pretty convinced I'm right, so I guess I must be.
Dan/Proktor, I didn't quote you. I made no reference to you. You looked at the post and immediately assumed it was about you. No one else did that. Understand this: I didn't out you. Nobody thinks you're anything but a troll. Nobody thinks you kite. Everyone knows you're just one person. Everyone is having a laugh about it.
I'm sure you'll continue to lash out. I don't really care about that. I just hope you learn to like yourself someday, better sooner than later. Once you learn to like yourself, others will learn to like you too.
I'm done here. I can't help you, but at least I know I tried. You'll have to learn to want to help yourself. |
Yeah you did, I only quoted what you wrote then deleted. You are paranoid and talking outta your fat ass.
_________________ ''If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''' |
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:28 pm |
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Dan k wrote: | Procktor don't waste your time this old timer just needs to take his meds and go to bed or something. |
I know lol. Just having some fun with the toy.
_________________ ''If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''' |
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
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Sun Oct 20, 13 11:34 pm |
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Procktor wrote: | Yeah you did, I only quoted what you wrote then deleted. You are paranoid and talking outta your fat ass. |
Lol way to pwn that bitch procktor!
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