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Since 12 Jul 2005
1319 Posts
tsunami
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Wed Oct 09, 13 8:37 pm riding 7 meter and 20 ft faces till sunset priceless |
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At least the puck-o-meter seemed that big.
I am still having fun despite the apocolyptic shut down ...... eat that gov.
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
87 Posts
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Wed Oct 09, 13 10:04 pm |
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You'll be lucky to have affordable health care when you eat shit on one of those waves and end up in a wheelchair.
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Gman

Since 11 Feb 2006
4911 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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Since 12 Jul 2005
1319 Posts
tsunami
Sandbagger
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Thu Oct 10, 13 5:27 am |
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Hey Dan I have been riding since 2003, PAY for insurance with MY money and don't fear that the gov needs to protect me from my decisions, stay scared thats why you missed it .
And btw am technically disabled with M.S..
yee haww
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
87 Posts
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Thu Oct 10, 13 6:56 am |
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Oh yah I've been kiting since 02 and riding strapless since 04 (one of the first guys to do it). I'm the best wave kiter in the NW. Was ripping overhead surf at a beach on Tuesday all day (no I'm not naming it there's enough kooks there already) while all the posers were afraid to go near the surf. I ain't missing shit.
I also have insurance I pay for but realize not everyone is so lucky.
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moondog
Since 15 Aug 2007
706 Posts
white salmon
Addicted
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Thu Oct 10, 13 7:32 am |
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Oh yah, well I've been kiting since 2000 and I'm the best woodie twin tip rider on my block! I'm going kiting today and you can too!
_________________ moondog |
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blowhard
Since 26 Dec 2005
2027 Posts
Windward
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Thu Oct 10, 13 7:55 am |
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losers
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WindSki

Since 14 Dec 2012
411 Posts
Portland
Obsessed
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Thu Oct 10, 13 7:55 am |
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Well Shit you guys have nothing on me !
I've worth millions
started kiting in 1985
Have 7 wives
Never work a day in my life
and O ya my DICK is much bigger also
Shit, reading this it reminds me we are back to winter again
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Jonpnw

Since 22 Jul 2010
1327 Posts
Pacific Northwest
XTreme Poster
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Thu Oct 10, 13 8:17 am Stoked ! |
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Slingshot is better than North !
_________________ Slingshot | Ride Engine |Try before you buy | PM me
Join the Columbia Gorge Water Sports Association. http://gorgewindsurfing.org/ |
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Pete

Since 29 Oct 2007
843 Posts
Opinionated
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Thu Oct 10, 13 9:25 am |
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Dan k wrote: | Oh yah I've been kiting since 02 and riding strapless since 04 (one of the first guys to do it). I'm the best wave kiter in the NW. Was ripping overhead surf at a beach on Tuesday all day (no I'm not naming it there's enough kooks there already) while all the posers were afraid to go near the surf. I ain't missing shit.
I also have insurance I pay for but realize not everyone is so lucky. |
Ha ha, this is some funny shit!
Unles you aren't kidding, and if you're not, you're a douchbag. Well, I guess that's funny too.
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Procktor
Since 11 Apr 2013
46 Posts
Hood River
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Thu Oct 10, 13 10:26 am |
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Pete wrote: | Ha ha, this is some funny shit!
Unles you aren't kidding, and if you're not, you're a douchbag. Well, I guess that's funny too. |
No. Dan is the real deal. Hes not bullshitting son. Dan k was ripping strapless before most you kooks even knew about kiting. Show some respect to the pioneers of kiting.
_________________ ''If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''' |
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SalmonSlayer
Since 27 Nov 2005
648 Posts
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Thu Oct 10, 13 10:41 am |
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Pete wrote: | Dan k wrote: | Oh yah I've been kiting since 02 and riding strapless since 04 (one of the first guys to do it). I'm the best wave kiter in the NW. Was ripping overhead surf at a beach on Tuesday all day (no I'm not naming it there's enough kooks there already) while all the posers were afraid to go near the surf. I ain't missing shit.
I also have insurance I pay for but realize not everyone is so lucky. |
Ha ha, this is some funny shit!
Unles you aren't kidding, and if you're not, you're a douchbag. Well, I guess that's funny too. |
I think he meant he was the first to walk on water with a kite.
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SpaceRacer
Since 04 Nov 2007
434 Posts
Obsessed
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Thu Oct 10, 13 10:44 am |
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This is perhaps the most laugh out loud, dorkiest, dumb assed post I have ever read. Dan K and Procktor, whoever you guys are, I seriously hope you guys are joking. If you are, the jokes on us. If not, it's all on you. LOL
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Wind Slither

Since 04 Mar 2005
2623 Posts
The 503
METAL
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Thu Oct 10, 13 10:54 am |
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Stoked on the late season goodness!
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Dan k
Since 31 Mar 2013
87 Posts
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Thu Oct 10, 13 11:30 am |
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Procktor (#2 NW wave kiter ) - thanks for setting these kooks in line for me! I owe ya a fat j next time I see ya.
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blowhard
Since 26 Dec 2005
2027 Posts
Windward
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Thu Oct 10, 13 11:45 am |
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omg
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ShiverMeTimbers

Since 26 Feb 2013
381 Posts
Gig Harbor
Obsessed
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Thu Oct 10, 13 11:55 am |
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epic post.
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