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forrest
Since 21 Jun 2005
4330 Posts
Hood River
Hick
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jdk
Since 21 Dec 2005
333 Posts
Obsessed
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i thought we already did that --
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C Johnson
Since 17 Apr 2009
854 Posts
Seattle
Opinionated
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 4:35 pm |
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the poo poo platter.
kook island.
kite beach
wet dream beach
kitemare beach
sandy beach
high sands
river front bar-k
unevent site
almost washington
whew....I just drew up a creative sweat....that was hard work...
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Campbell
Since 07 Sep 2008
409 Posts
Camas, WA
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 4:52 pm |
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Almost washington...lmfao  |
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blowhard
Since 26 Dec 2005
2027 Posts
Windward
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 4:54 pm |
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| what,sick of gaybar? |
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Windian
Since 28 Apr 2008
901 Posts
Newport, OR
NEWPORT OG
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 5:53 pm |
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| I have never kited there, but all the Hood River guys that come to the coast for their surf fix always told me it was referred to it as the "Gaybar"!! |
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GWTW
Since 11 Aug 2008
24 Posts
Gone With The Wind
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 6:01 pm |
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| When the water level is just right, "Snatch Patch" is what's going down. |
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Nak
Since 19 May 2005
4304 Posts
Camas
Site Lackey
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 6:23 pm |
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| Umm, The Sandbar? |
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WINDUDE
Since 10 Jun 2010
558 Posts
GORGE!
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| Thu Oct 06, 11 7:42 pm |
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I vote kook island, but gay bar is pretty hysterical
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1surfer
Since 20 Apr 2010
355 Posts
'Ualapu'e / High Rockies
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| Fri Oct 07, 11 5:59 am DM Zone |
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" The Dig Me Zone "
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Ozone Reo's. C&k Beach Boy Service, Windsurfing Waikiki, Hawaiian Windriders, NSRN. |
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kitezilla
Since 22 Jun 2006
453 Posts
gorge
Obsessed
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| Fri Oct 07, 11 6:45 am |
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Sling Blade or Kaiser blade... either one is OK.
"Mmmmmm, Some Folks Call it a Sling Blade... I call it a .........."
Anybody want to argue? Mmmmmmm... |
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Inept_Fun
Since 14 Apr 2005
1417 Posts
Hood River
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| Fri Oct 07, 11 8:51 am |
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This is so dumb. Its called the sandbar aka dogshit beach aka the dump aka who gives a shit.
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4Stringer/KipWinger
Since 27 Apr 2005
541 Posts
Hood River
Addicted
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| Fri Oct 07, 11 9:02 am jts |
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The sandbar's now jumped the shark.
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Sasquatch
Since 09 Mar 2005
2102 Posts
PNW
Bigfoot
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| Fri Oct 07, 11 9:56 am |
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| blowhard wrote: | | what,sick of gaybar? |
Perhaps it could be called "South Beach"? Similar to "'gaybar", just toned down. |
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Wind Slither
Since 04 Mar 2005
2620 Posts
The 503
METAL
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Blazeheliski
Since 30 Mar 2011
659 Posts
Mosier
Addicted
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| Fri Oct 07, 11 9:05 pm |
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| That's easy - it should be called "Tomahawk Sandbar" It is kind of shaped like the head of a tomahawk and we all know that it is "tomahawk" central in the busy season.......... |
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kitezilla
Since 22 Jun 2006
453 Posts
gorge
Obsessed
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| Sat Oct 08, 11 7:43 am |
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"Put a Bird on it", and call it....................................
Hoodlandia
Wait a minute...BREAKING NEWS..... the Cable News networks are reporting that......OMG!..... the naming committee has already approved a pre-selected name, and the beach will be named after the Mayor's brother-in-law, 'Sandy'...
That's just not right!
How about if the new name is determined by the highest bidder? I like the ring of 'Google' beach...'Mountain Dew'... 'Red Bull'...'Insitu'...And as a plus, with the million dollars, Hood River could put in more parking meters. Win-win situation.
Of course, it could be named after the activity that goes on down there...name it "Hucker Puddle", after the guys that 'huck the puddle' going over the little sand bar from the 'kiddy pool' into the Columbia River. Plus, you could never get that name confused with any other local name. ( I had the cable news networks fact checkers check on that, and their guys, Curley, Larry and Mo, assured me of that).
Then again, drawing on a "theme" category name, like 'historical', or "In Memoriam"...yeah, for example, illustrating the "In Memoriam" category, where you name something after something that has passed away, in order to honor it....the beach could be called "Windsurfer Beach"......Zinggggggg! I kid, I kid... because I love!
Or we could just wait a couple of years... and call it "The Event Center" |
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