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City of Hood River - Name the sandbar contest!
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JonMalmberg

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PostSat Oct 08, 11 9:32 am     Reply with quote

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BigR

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lekaks

Since 02 Apr 2008
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PostFri Oct 14, 11 4:14 pm     Reply with quote

This is classic government horseshit. Fixing somehting that ain't broken. The Spit is a perfect name because that's what it is; a sand spit. The Spit will always be The Spit or The Sandbar no matter what you try and call it.

But as long as some fools are taking sugestions, how about these:

Rump Pumper Sands

No Package Point

Shit Happens Island

Chicken Loop Charlie Island

And my favorite:

Winner Dunes, aka The Spit

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Nak

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PostFri Oct 14, 11 5:44 pm     Reply with quote

lekaks wrote:
This is classic government horseshit. Fixing somehting that ain't broken.


It's not the Government doing this. It's just an unofficial thing. That said, yeah I think the Sandbar is just fine.

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forrest

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PostSat Oct 15, 11 7:22 am     Reply with quote

Classic how everyone complains. It's just for fun, make a suggestion or STFU.

It's new name is going to be STFU Beach.

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wylieflyote

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PostSat Oct 15, 11 7:52 am     Reply with quote

Forrest wrote:
It's new name is going to be STFU Beach.



And the winner is.....!

This is so perfect. I endlessly listen (and read here) to people complain complain complain about the sandbar when it's really not that bad. Just STFU, get your kite in the air and get the hell out there. It's called access.


Now if you want to bitch about Fight Club?.... I might join in.

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Pepi

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PostSat Oct 15, 11 1:37 pm     Reply with quote

wylieflyote wrote:

And the winner is.....!
This is so perfect. I endlessly listen (and read here) to people complain complain complain about the sandbar when it's really not that bad. Just STFU, get your kite in the air and get the hell out there. It's called access.

Now if you want to bitch about Fight Club?.... I might join in.


We Thumb's Up Kip

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Inept_Fun

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PostSat Oct 15, 11 1:52 pm     Reply with quote

Forrest wrote:
Classic how everyone complains. It's just for fun, make a suggestion or STFU.

It's new name is going to be STFU Beach.


Good call Forrest. Its SO FUN to brainstorm new names for the sandbar that wont actually be receiving a new name.

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lekaks

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PostSat Oct 15, 11 3:11 pm     Reply with quote

Alright then, I think we got it.

STFU Beach it is...

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forrest

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PostSun Oct 16, 11 8:54 pm     Reply with quote

STFU! Razz

Inept_Fun wrote:
Good call Forrest. Its SO FUN to brainstorm new names for the sandbar that wont actually be receiving a new name.

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scottman

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PostMon Oct 17, 11 7:21 am     Reply with quote

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marybear

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slacker

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PostThu Oct 20, 11 10:26 am    I agree! Reply with quote

Inept_Fun wrote:
This is so dumb. Its called the sandbar aka dogshit beach aka the dump aka who gives a shit.


I couldn't have said it better myself!!

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostThu Oct 20, 11 5:19 pm     Reply with quote

How about NWkite is dead beach ?
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