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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 9:00 am    Maximum performance Reply with quote

I'm sure that my loathing of hipsters and living on the bike route in Portland contribute to why I think this vid is soo funnny.

If I see yet another skinny fuck with designer jeans riding a fixed gear bike with chopped handlebars in front of my house I'm going to puke. (or ram them at top speed with my mega-mountain bike Very Happy

http://www.pinkbike.com/video/92695/

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shred_da_gorge

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 9:44 am     Reply with quote

There are hipsters in Portland?

As one who spends windless days in lycra, this is a favorite! Makes fun of hipsters and us roadies all at once!

Mountain biking? Isn't that the sport where you drive your bike up the hills? Wink

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 10:00 am     Reply with quote

shred_da_gorge wrote:
There are hipsters in Portland?

As one who spends windless days in lycra, this is a favorite! Makes fun of hipsters and us roadies all at once!

Mountain biking? Isn't that the sport where you drive your bike up the hills? Wink


You can swing a dead cat in this town without hitting a hipster...or a stripper. So I guess in some way it all comes out even. Portland was recently rated 50 out of 50 in terms of manliness.

http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Study-says-Portland-not-a-manly-city-96993344.html

Mt. Biking USED TO involve pedaling up hill while clipped to the pedals. Now it involves driving to the top, donning body armor and flying downhill over stunts at breakneck speed. Thumb's Up

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hobbsla

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 10:50 am     Reply with quote

"I got my seat raised to just the right height." That was too damn funny!!! Laughing

People really chop their bars like that? Retarded.

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SalmonSlayer

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 11:04 am     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
You can swing a dead cat in this town without hitting a hipster...or a stripper. So I guess in some way it all comes out even. Portland was recently rated 50 out of 50 in terms of manliness.

http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Study-says-Portland-not-a-manly-city-96993344.html

Mt. Biking USED


San Francisco beat Portland in terms of manliness.

Seattle was the the highest ranked west coast city at #30.

Not good for either city in my opinion

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shred_da_gorge

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 11:19 am     Reply with quote

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Portland was recently rated 50 out of 50 in terms of manliness.

Dude, I guess it's gonna be your job to man up and go swing dead cats at hipsters then! My experience in the short time I lived there was it was more PC than Bezerkeley. I feel for ya... now go have a latte! Wink (I kid, I kid)

I live in the San Fran area these days (probably ranks 49). Way too many 'men' around here though...

(funny timing on SS's post!)

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 11:21 am     Reply with quote

Wait, can lycra be considered 'manly'? Doh! No wonder they keep winking at me...

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 11:39 am     Reply with quote

seen at Freddie's

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 11:46 am     Reply with quote

chrissmack wrote:
seen at Freddie's

That Danielle Steele novel may as well be in that girl's messenger bag.

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genek

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 11:57 am     Reply with quote

I don't get it. Do they cut the bar to make it more falic to compensate for their super tight jeans?

Love that video. Been floating around for a while.

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 12:28 pm     Reply with quote

genek wrote:
I don't get it. Do they cut the bar to make it more falic to compensate for their super tight jeans?

Love that video. Been floating around for a while.


They cut their bars, remove the brakes, and convert to fixed gear cause they wish to express their individuality and disdain for all things that are "mainstream". kind of ironical huh cause more than any other group, the hipsters are like sheep just looking for the latest bandwagon.

How bout that worldcup series!.......

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 12:38 pm     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
kind of ironical huh cause more than any other group, the hipsters are like sheep just looking for the latest bandwagon.

.......


Yes,

Much different than thinking it is cool to kite in something that looks like your grandmothers nightgown

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bwd

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 1:13 pm     Reply with quote

Oh, pink bikes. Very Happy They have those in my town, too....

I know a guy, a contractor, that got cut off in traffic a couple of times by a err "hipster" on a pink fix bike. Has a little temper.
As usual pink biker was riding with a few clones and a couple of manly brunettes.
The pink one was the worst though. Go figure.
After going through about three intersections with the guy and followers weaving all around and blocking traffic, this contractor fellow got a trifle peeved.
When the pinkster whipped around him at the next light to show off how well he could balance in the crosswalk,
said contractor amigo let fly with a half full "big gulp" of soda, hitting pink in the face.
Then he said, what are you gonna do about it, punk? You got a @#$@#$in pink bike! What are your friends gonna do about it? Nothing!"
Luckily it dodn't go any further.

Another time I was driving riding town and some of these bike punks swarmed down the street, yelling at cars and grazing them with their handlebars (mine has a scar Sad )
After scraping along the side of my car, one of them swatted at the car in front of me and yelled at its driver.
To the bikers' surprise, the driver jumped out with a walkie talkie in one hand and a badge in the other. Couple got collared, the rest ran away....

So good job controlling your irritation.

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostThu Jul 15, 10 1:50 pm     Reply with quote

SalmonSlayer wrote:
Yes,

Much different than thinking it is cool to kite in something that looks like your grandmothers nightgown


LMFAO

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PostFri Jul 16, 10 1:53 pm    yeah! Reply with quote

I hate people who do things I'm not into. Lets all dump 7 11 big gulps of mountain dew on them for sucking so much!
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