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You are not gonna fornicatin' believe this...

 
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lks

Since 06 Nov 2007
117 Posts
Anchorage, Alaska
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PostSat May 16, 09 9:14 pm    You are not gonna fornicatin' believe this... Reply with quote

We all know the go jo jokes....but what if you lived in a remote Unabomber cabin in alaska, and were too cheap to spring for a go jo?

Why, you'd do this...

http://kitingalaska.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17&sid=9425aaf0903fe2bcdb55c8490d483960


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pdxmonkeyboy

Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
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retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master



PostSat May 16, 09 9:42 pm     Reply with quote

are those cock rings for elephants??

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Tommy

Since 12 Apr 2009
225 Posts
Gorbachev sings tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
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PostSat May 16, 09 9:44 pm     Reply with quote

I'm starting to have second thoughts about all of this...
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Navanod

Since 20 Feb 2007
207 Posts
Beaverton
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PostSat May 16, 09 10:31 pm     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
are those cock rings for elephants??


nah... polar bears... he's in alaska!

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Tommy

Since 12 Apr 2009
225 Posts
Gorbachev sings tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
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PostSat May 16, 09 10:39 pm     Reply with quote

Don't be fooled... I'm pretty sure they still have mastadons up there...
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Moto

Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
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PostSat May 16, 09 11:47 pm     Reply with quote

F*cking sweet - I'll be the guy rockin the used tire!!! Where can i get one of those - anyone know how to order them Laughing
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Navanod

Since 20 Feb 2007
207 Posts
Beaverton
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PostSun May 17, 09 12:46 am     Reply with quote

Put one of these suits on your board:

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kitezilla

Since 22 Jun 2006
453 Posts
gorge
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PostSun May 17, 09 6:01 am     Reply with quote

Moto wrote:
F*cking sweet - I'll be the guy rockin the used tire!!! Where can i get one of those - anyone know how to order them Laughing


The best ones come from:

Point wheel Barrow, Alaska

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