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wjb
Since 14 Aug 2007
223 Posts
Nor Cal
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 Mon Aug 11, 08 9:37 am Re: Pre-flight check |
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| Quote: | 1. Make sure beer is on ice
2. Rig kite and lines, go grab a beer
3. Text friends about wind, receive texts
4. drink the blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb
5. Inflate go-joe
6. Ask some that is right in the middle of something to launch me
7. Slam the final bit of beer and break bottle on the rocks
8. Urinate on myself and then hold the leg of my wetsuit open so it drains on my feet.
9. Attach board leash to my ankle
10. Attach second leash to my other ankle
11. Yard on bar and backstall kite, then power up and get pulled down the beach
12. Dig in my butt with my finger and then test the wind, then smell my finger
13. Wave to my parents |
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wjb
Since 14 Aug 2007
223 Posts
Nor Cal
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| Mon Aug 11, 08 9:40 am Re: My basic pre flight safety check! |
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| Quote: | 1. Kite size: I select rig and prep my kite. If wind is going up I bag it and re-rig.
2. Feel my knife and think about pulling
3. Check my leash release and reload.
4. Check my site and look for hazards.
5. Ask somebody to launch my kite
6. Think positive thoughts to the power of positive thinking and hope everything goes as planned.
7. Head up to the bridge and ride like hell. |
You forgot to apply sunscreen! |
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blowhard
Since 26 Dec 2005
2027 Posts
Windward
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| Mon Aug 11, 08 9:43 am |
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| any other questions???? |
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bulae99
Since 12 Jul 2006
1692 Posts
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| Tue Aug 12, 08 7:40 am LOL, you gotta love it! |
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Good stuff!
Can you feel the love?
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Hey, I'm being hahahahahrassed! |
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