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blowhard
Since 26 Dec 2005
2027 Posts
Windward
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 Mon Jul 07, 08 7:45 am |
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what a great place to
show off
looks pretty typical
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kite-pimp
Since 01 Jul 2008
10 Posts
where there is wind
New Member
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| Mon Jul 07, 08 7:55 am |
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| i wish that i would of thought of it.... i would have done it |
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Wind Slither
Since 04 Mar 2005
2624 Posts
The 503
METAL
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| Mon Jul 07, 08 8:01 am |
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eeyeah cutoffs, how original..
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bustingbladder
Since 12 Jul 2006
387 Posts
Seattle
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| Mon Jul 07, 08 9:23 am |
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Nice work! Well done!  |
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solkiter
Since 07 Jan 2008
251 Posts
ROGUE VALLEY
Obsessed
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| Tue Jul 08, 08 4:42 pm I KNEW IT |
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I KNEW IT WAS THE "BOARD DRAGER"
I F$^& KNEW IT!
this guy is one greate prankster  
wool gloves "CLASsIC"!
did anyone see the sweet binding setup!!!
prostyleee! 
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SOUTHERN,OREGON,KITE,ADDICT!!!!
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SalmonSlayer
Since 27 Nov 2005
648 Posts
Addicted
CGKA Member
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| Tue Jul 08, 08 6:05 pm |
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| Is that bulae99? |
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KingE
Since 27 Apr 2006
58 Posts
Lake Wenatchee
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| Thu Jul 10, 08 7:06 am |
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| This guy ought to make all you recycle the old kite weenies hold hands and sing cumbya Global warming was reversed right then and there at the event sight. |
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Intercaust
Since 14 Jul 2008
3 Posts
Rainier, Oregon!!
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| Mon Jul 14, 08 6:16 pm |
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Having known Mr. Travis ""The Kook King"" Bickle Rex ever since he and David Klein peniley raped me behind John Q, I can say with confidence that his fingerless gloves, cut-off shorts and clown-shoe-sized water socks were stolen in a vicious mugging of a homeless man named Jimmy Horn.
The life jacket was shoplifted from The Titanic Surplus Store in Rainier, Oregon that is run by Brook Johanson.
The Lonview hat is an obvious show of pride for a horseshit town that on its best day smells like a cow climbed into your nose and farted. Only a high functioning retard would show pride in that community.
And that board. Only the "High Priest of Grand-Kookery" would think that oxidation is a "rad color". If you look closely, his feet in those ridiculously oversize water socks, are held in by surgical tubing purchased from the Bob's Surplus fishing gear section.
His protective head gear was (skate-)board jacked from a kid who, at the Burnside Skate Park, while attempting a "Caballerial-front side fakie-kick flip-McTwist-mongo foot-laser flip 360-shuvit" ran into a drunk homeless guy who lives under the Burnside Bridge. The drunk guy didn't feel a thing but the kid died instantly. At which time the opportunistic "King of Kooky-Goodness" swooped in and took the blood-drenched helmet. Despicable.
No definitive word on where Mr. Bickle Rex learned his rad moves but there were rumors floating around the Pietro's in Longview that he did take break dancing lessons from Mike Rupp and possibly learned some disco moves from watching Solid Gold in the late 70's or Denny Terio.
More late breaking news on this incident - I have confirmed that after every successful trick Mr. Bickle Rex would yell "Allaha Akbar! Allaha Akbar!". It also has been reported that as he left the beach, Mr. Bickle Rex, was seen giving someone a "terrorist fist jab". No word on whether this incident was terrorist related but for more information tune into the cowards at Fox & Friends where Steve "The King of Douchey" Doocy will update you with the "pants-shitting" details and will teach you guys how to pee sitting down. A very useful skill when Islamo-Fascists invade your beach like you were the Sudetenland.
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pacspeed
Since 13 Jul 2008
16 Posts
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| Mon Jul 14, 08 9:08 pm |
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Take note of pic 2: a name and ph# for our new hero.
White Salmon number....2590? Whats the name? Durant? Daren? Something like that. |
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gabe
Since 16 May 2005
491 Posts
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| Mon Jul 14, 08 10:03 pm |
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| this forum can withstand a few more bulaes. tbr/intercaust makes up for them. he is our redeemer. |
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scottnorby
Since 23 Sep 2005
550 Posts
Cascadia - Seattle - Encinitas
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| Tue Jul 15, 08 11:15 am |
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love it
one of my favorite posts of all time.
That guy knows whats up.
And what is not.
simplify. |
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