Sacrifice a virgin, or just have a fire and burn something

Pepi · Since 16 Jun 2006 1832 Posts Pure Stoke Sports Shop Owner **CGKA Member**

It's another windy, but freakin chilly, day in the Hood and I am beginning to wonder if the sun will ever get it's act together and give us some heat any day soon.

So, a couple of us were talking last night while freezing by the river, and we thought that it is about time for us to do something about the chilly weather and lack of sun.
Two options came to mind:

A) Sacrifice a Virgin?

OR

B) Get a gallon of gas, a couple bottles of Tequila and an old kite from our shop basement, then head down to the Sandbar in the evening and make a sacrifice?

I'm tired of this crappy weather and want to do something about it.

Pepi

KidCorporate · Since 10 Jul 2007 563 Posts Addicted

I have a better idea:

Burning Kook

Like Burning Man, but the wooden statue will have a life vest and a board leash, and will be holding 2001 model Liquid Force pickle fork in one hand and a 2 line kite in the other.

Pepi · Thu Jun 05, 08 2:54 pm

NICE! We do have a 2-line kite somewhere, and plenty of old worn leashes.

genek · Since 21 Jul 2006 2165 Posts East Po KGB

I like the fire idea. I can even bring some Tequila. Probably easier than option A since virgins are hard to find these days.

genek · Since 21 Jul 2006 2165 Posts East Po KGB

Can the burning Kook be a virgin? That would really seal the deal Very Happy

trevorsmith · Since 25 Apr 2005 501 Posts PDX Addicted

I might have a pickle fork I can dig up. DEQ and EPA won't like it, but I'll donate it if I still have it.

pdxmonkeyboy · Thu Jun 05, 08 3:24 pm

Its portland's fault the weather sucks. Its the Rose festival...

Mark · Thu Jun 05, 08 3:29 pm

Wont it be hard to have a sacrificial fire when its cold and raining? Wink

I'm IN

KidCorporate · Since 10 Jul 2007 563 Posts Addicted

forrest · Thu Jun 05, 08 3:33 pm

When you thinking? I say Friday night!

pkh · Since 27 Feb 2005 6549 Posts Couve / Hood Honored Founder

genek · Since 21 Jul 2006 2165 Posts East Po KGB

Nah, dude. There's another party on Friday in da Hood. Let's do Sat. That way Phil's liver can take a break too Wink

DROCK999 · Since 31 May 2007 852 Posts Left Coast Opinionated

No It's all part of Global warming, you know hotter summers and stuff. Razz

Moto · Since 03 Sep 2006 2698 Posts Still a gojo pimp! Moto Mouth

KidCorporate · Since 10 Jul 2007 563 Posts Addicted

So how's the fabrication gonna go down?

Pepi · Fri Jun 06, 08 7:07 am

Actually, tonight party might be a great opportunity to host the sacrifice.

The Moustache Party tonight typically is filled with mostly kiters and, since there will be windsurfers there, we may as well try to toss in a sail as well.

I'll check in with A-Train, Rob and the rest of the windance-house crew to see if they would allow us to do the sacrifice at the party.

Having the sacrifice Saturday night will conflict with the kite movie party at the River City (which is running kind of early in the evening).

I'll post once I get ahold of one of the residents of the windance-house.

Thanks
Pepi

genek · Since 21 Jul 2006 2165 Posts East Po KGB

Good idea Pepi. Bring the wind!