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Mark

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:09 pm     Reply with quote

Sweet the forum was getting boring Laughing
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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:15 pm     Reply with quote

ITS UNICORN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tell you what, if a unicorn came to my front door asking for donations, I would shell out big time!!!

Forest, you hit the sandbar slider in a unicorn outfit and I'll contribute $50 to your KB4C campaign.

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Moto

Since 03 Sep 2006
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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:16 pm     Reply with quote

magicmaker wrote:
reminds me of last year when the gay thread got out of control Laughing


Dude - what are you talking about - there are too many gay threads out there.

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BlowMeAKiss

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:21 pm    Sweet the forum was getting boring Reply with quote

Hmmmm, missed me much? You are going to make the others jealous.
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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:26 pm    Re: Sweet the forum was getting boring Reply with quote

BlowMeAKiss wrote:
Hmmmm, missed me much? You are going to make the others jealous.


Who wouldn't miss Janet Jackson?

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BlowMeAKiss

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:39 pm    Who wouldn't miss Janet Jackson? Reply with quote

The FCC
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forrest

Since 21 Jun 2005
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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:40 pm     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Forest, you hit the sandbar slider in a unicorn outfit and I'll contribute $50 to your KB4C campaign.


If you throw it at my KB4slider campaign and I'm in! Genek said he'd raise money for the slider by kiteboarding in a Borat bathing suit.

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BlowMeAKiss

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:44 pm    How to create a unicorn outfit Reply with quote

Things You’ll Need:
Gold Spray-on Glitter
Large White Long-sleeved Shirts
Long Curly White Wigs
White Sweatpants Or Leggings
1 Safety Pins
Superglue
White Poster Boards
12 Yards White Braids
1/2 yard gold braided trim
Step 1:
Cut a half-circle out of a piece of white poster board. Curl it up until it forms the shape of a horn and glue it so it doesn't unroll.

Step 2:
Glue a piece of gold braid into the top of the horn and then wind it in a spiral down and around the horn. Glue the other end of the braid up under the bottom of the horn.

Step 3:
Poke 2 small holes on either side of the horn's base and thread through an elastic cord. Tie a knot to hold it inside and then run it through to the other side and tie another knot, leaving enough slack to fit it on your head.

Step 4:
To make your tail, cut the white cord into 24 1-˝ ft. sections. Lay them all down together evenly so you can pick them all up by one end. Wrap one of the pieces of cord tightly around the ends of the other pieces several times and then glue it into place. Unravel the braids of the cord to give your tail a fluffy look.

Step 5:
Put on an all-white outfit consisting of a long-sleeved white T-shirt, white sweatpants or leggings and white shoes.

Step 6:
Put on your horn so it sits in the middle of your forehead, then put on your white wig so that it covers the elastic band.

Step 7:
Pin the tail to the back of your pants (from the inside) using a large safety pin.

Step 8:
Spray your wig, face, horn and tail with gold glitter.

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Moto

Since 03 Sep 2006
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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:48 pm     Reply with quote

I got a game. It will be just like the 1st day at Sauvies. I'm guessing Blow Me is the alter ego of another kiter. So you have to guess who it is, without going over (think price is right) - and the winner gets . . . - a unicorn outfit.

So I'll be the first to guess - I got dibbs on PMB (I think he hasn't got enough fresh air and he's talking to himself) Laughing Laughing Laughing

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BlowMeAKiss

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:52 pm     Reply with quote

With so many events in August how do you choose which one to attend? Or is everyone asking for the first three weeks in August off?
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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:52 pm     Reply with quote

I think we all know its Hein.
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BlowMeAKiss

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 2:59 pm    I think we all know its Hein. Reply with quote

Hein doesn't seem like he needs an alter-anything. Especially a personality.
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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
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PostWed Mar 26, 08 3:59 pm     Reply with quote

Hmmm I thought BlowMe was OutIE.

Certainly she's caused some problems for a friend of mine in real life.

Here's the IP address, all 46 posts came from it:

24.20.81.174

Do you own research I guess... all I can figure is its an oregon comcast IP.

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Mark

Since 20 Jun 2005
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PostWed Mar 26, 08 4:03 pm     Reply with quote

Ahhhh the hunt is a foot....
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Moto

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 4:05 pm     Reply with quote

anymore guesses before the mask is revealed?

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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
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PostWed Mar 26, 08 4:12 pm     Reply with quote

I think my other post was confusing.

I don't know who BlowMe is, and the IP doesn't come from any other poster.

What I meant to say is she (he?) PM'd me some crap that was really spooky (if it was true.)

So either she is some kind of weird cyberstalker trying to get attention. Or she is a really weird kiter trying to get attention.

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Dickfircrick

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PostWed Mar 26, 08 4:14 pm     Reply with quote

PDXMB, your Hien guess had me rolling w/ laughter,Im just now settling down- funny sh t!!!

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