OT lame girls at clubs

blowhard · Since 26 Dec 2005 2027 Posts Windward

oh ya ,no worries

no likey eat shit?

stay out of ditch

I can't make funny emoticons???
Thanks Shay

Spike · Since 13 May 2007 1414 Posts Alameda Spelling Expert

registered · Since 12 Jul 2005 1319 Posts tsunami Sandbagger

maybe the good girls are at church ......

Bars are no place to find great girls......

bad girl are the ones your looking for at the bars... they are usually more fun anyway.... Wink

western oregon has stacks of girls who can't find none lame guys from my experience.

hood river ,,well their may be an off ratio of available , new , ladies there.

stop being lame spike , once you find a good lady you fun will be over.

take advantage and keep a good positive attitude.

" lame girls " need fun to.

the key is to listen and try not to talk about yourself , even if they ask,

take it back to a topic about them, and seem overly interested.

no kite chatter unless its about thier kiting. Wink

talking about yourself is lame.

blowhard · Since 26 Dec 2005 2027 Posts Windward

Regis ,
has noticed other women now that he is
MARRIED!

youthful women are no more lame than
youthful men.

My 20 yr. niece is here for the summer
and is it ever painful to listen to her (drinks esspresso and runs off at the mouth)
but not too hard on the eyes
and such is the conundrum.

bars are not the place to find anything worth keeping

jbruxer · Since 24 Jul 2005 398 Posts Beaverton, OR Obsessed

Spike, you need to narrow your search down to the girls at either the sandbar, Stevenson, or SI when its windy. If you don't....well....forget about those 3 day weekends kiting because you will be to busy at Home Depot or Bed Bath and Beyond....just depends how much time you have. Wink

But seriosly though, you need to find a chick that kites; not a club rat. You want to be doing this:

not this

blowhard · Since 26 Dec 2005 2027 Posts Windward

while I have done more sports with my wife & fam
(me being the grunt) than without

opposites attract

so if she ain't at the sand(gay)bar

not to worry

or just use your left hand for a while

holly · Since 09 Jul 2006 440 Posts Hood River Obsessed

guys guys guys... the good girls are at church.. dont waste time with the dumb pro hoes.. they just look hot because they never get dirty.. haha anyways dont be sad just change your motives and you will find that cool girl, there are plenty of them out there!

Reaper356 · Since 10 Dec 2006 781 Posts Salem / LC Oregon Opinionated

I've found cooking skills are a plus. Wink

Spike · Since 13 May 2007 1414 Posts Alameda Spelling Expert

HA! found out the secret to having fun at clubs...

So girls always refuse to dance with guys because its a "girls night out";
so me and my friends decided to have a "guys night out" and we refused to dance with girls. Surprisingly they came up trying to dace with us all of a sudden, but we would make them get out of our way... A taste of their own medicine, plus you can just do whatever you want, it was so much fun!

Funny how that works Wink

Gman · Since 11 Feb 2006 4911 Posts Portland Unstrapped

So you don't dance with girls now...

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Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?

David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

Kataku2k3 · Since 14 Aug 2005 3753 Posts Los Angeles, CA Videographer

Guys night out... Shocked

NateDogg · Sun Aug 24, 08 10:46 am

Wait...so you go to a club...ignore girls...hang out with dudes...and have fun in the process...

umm...

homerun · Since 12 Jul 2008 22 Posts

You just need a good line for rejections, so you can look forward to the next disappointment.

Try this:

"Why are you so picky. I'm not."

Mark · Sun Aug 24, 08 11:20 am

Would you like to dance? NO....
I'm sorry you misunderstood me. I said " You look fat in those pants"

Believe it or not my buddy pulled down tons of chicks with that line.....

colby · Since 23 Apr 2005 613 Posts Celebrity Photographer

hey, I like coldplay.

crap.

pdxmonkeyboy · Mon Aug 25, 08 1:54 am

bulae99 · Since 12 Jul 2006 1692 Posts XTreme Poster

You should sign up for eharmony.com and match up with a gumby looking chick.

Join a gym and start doing yoga.