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jackZ
Since 13 Apr 2008
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Devon Alberta ca.
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He's probably an Engineer on one of those coal trains and ..........
Hope you all have a great season
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wylieflyote
Since 30 Jun 2006
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Puget Sound & Wa. Coast
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| Fri May 08, 15 4:47 pm |
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Did He move the picnic table so we can't see the little focker?
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Jonpnw
Since 22 Jul 2010
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| Fri May 08, 15 4:52 pm Sicko |
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I don't think this person is a kiter . Going there at night and hacking away . Catch this f*cker !
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macgruber
Since 06 Dec 2011
490 Posts
SE PDX volcano
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| Fri May 08, 15 6:09 pm |
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| Definitely a douchebag move. Off topic, I heard that several years ago, Stevenson had permission to add to the launch and make it like the Event Site. Sure would be nice to be able to drag launch when no one else is there. Whatever happened with that? |
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Sasquatch
Since 09 Mar 2005
2062 Posts
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| Sat May 09, 15 12:37 pm Re: wanton and deliberate |
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| dangler wrote: | . AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR RECTUM YOU FUCKING DIKWAD!!!
. . . I will shred their kite into bite size pieces and cram it down their throat (in a figurative sense only, as I abhor violence.) |
Dang Dangler, I could feel the heat of your blood boiling from Santa Cruz to PDX as I just got back from a short Nor Cal/south Or coast kiteabout. Watch your BP!
As for the shoving and cramming you are refering to, I think it would be much more APROPOS if you just DANGLED parts of the tree or pieces of someone's kite around their respective orifices for long periods of time...very similar in nature to the water dripping torture techniques the US supposedly doesn't use anymore.
Bunk move by some A-hole. Good luck getting the culprit! |
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TAK
Since 04 Aug 2009
94 Posts
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| Sat May 09, 15 8:27 pm Leave the launch the way it is!!! |
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| Leave the launch the way it is!!! If you want sand goto the sand bar and if people don't like the way the launch is go somewhere else PLEASE!!! |
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macgruber
Since 06 Dec 2011
490 Posts
SE PDX volcano
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| Sun May 10, 15 7:18 am |
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| The launch is fine when people are there and I'll admit it does keep beginners away. Just a bummer that you have to put the kite in the water when alone. Its the only east and west wind spot and I'd think Stevenson would want the business. The tricky launch doesn't keep it from getting crowded either, I've had to wait many times for half an hour to land in the summer as the wind dwindles though it's never crowded on the water. Even with a better launch I think most beginners would stay away since there's no good downwind exits |
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TAK
Since 04 Aug 2009
94 Posts
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| Sun May 10, 15 1:47 pm mactard |
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| Hey mactard you just said it yourself. Why don't we make Stevenson a foofoo launch site and you can sit your ass in the river for an hour and a half waiting to land. Oh and by the way I've been kiting at Stevenson since 1999 and never have waited a half an hour to land. |
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fisherman
Since 06 Aug 2007
113 Posts
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| Sun May 10, 15 3:57 pm |
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I don't believe we should be calling each other names. No reason to call somebody Mactard, TAK ! Although, if somebody can't land for half an hour in Stevenson, they are probably eating too much McDonald junk.
Hey, I have another idea. Why don't we let somebody skilled carve a statue of Dangler, the father ( or a grandfather) of this sport and the oldest ( by far ) living kiter in the world? |
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chrissmack
Since 08 Jun 2005
515 Posts
portland
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| Sun May 10, 15 8:22 pm Re: mactard |
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| TAK wrote: | | I've been kiting at Stevenson since 1999 |
you must be really tired. and hungry. |
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user124
Since 02 Aug 2012
390 Posts
Portland
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| Sun May 10, 15 9:05 pm |
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| "mactard"? lol, what are you, 13? |
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Nak
Since 19 May 2005
4204 Posts
Camas
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| Sun May 10, 15 11:41 pm |
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| Just got back from Cancun and read this; truly fucked up. Count me in to donate both to the new tree fund and the reward to catch and imprison this douchebag. |
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J.P.
Since 10 Mar 2005
638 Posts
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| Mon May 11, 15 8:47 am |
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| Nak wrote: | | Just got back from Cancun and read this; truly fucked up. Count me in to donate both to the new tree fund and the reward to catch and imprison this douchebag. |
Just got back from SPI and read this.
I'm in complete agreement on all counts and sentiment.
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J.P.
Since 10 Mar 2005
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| Mon May 11, 15 8:57 am Re: Sicko |
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| Jonpnw wrote: | | I don't think this person is a kiter . Going there at night and hacking away . Catch this f*cker ! |
Who, besides a Kiter, would have a motive to see that tree gone?
Who?!?
I'm struggling to come up with one...
In lines with the cliché; if it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it’s a duck.
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Jonpnw
Since 22 Jul 2010
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Pacific Northwest
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| Mon May 11, 15 12:01 pm . |
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J.P.
Since 10 Mar 2005
638 Posts
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| Mon May 11, 15 4:11 pm Re: Sicko |
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| Jonpnw wrote: |
Fisherman , coal barge watchers , tree haters , d*ck heads , douchebag ,someone with a grudge agaist Dangler, mentally unstable individual are a few that come to mind. |
All valid possibilities… yet all with a very low to null probability.
Face it, no one besides a kiter has a logical, rational motive to go after THAT tree.
As the saying goes, smell the coffee… it’s a kiter, and IMHO one who kites there a regular basis.
I’d also like to be as bold as to say, if anyone had a real grudge against the Dangler, there were many and it was during his windsurfing days when he was known as the “Stalker".
I watched, like many of you did as well, many angry boyfriends want to take his head off in the parking for his manner of “swell ride/ tailing / becoming their shadow" with the Shred Bettie he picked that session.
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fisherman
Since 06 Aug 2007
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| Mon May 11, 15 5:25 pm |
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| What an honor to be the # 1 on your list, detectives. Have you finished high school by the way? |
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