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quenyaistar

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PostTue Dec 13, 11 4:18 pm    Mowing the lawn Reply with quote

Can someone describe what you mean when you say somebody is "mowing the lawn"

Thanks

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Justsmile

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PostTue Dec 13, 11 4:21 pm     Reply with quote

as someone who is relatively new to the sport they are saying that you are just riding the flat water and not boosting, jumping etc. Just cruising around and making transitions.

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mystery curd

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PostTue Dec 13, 11 5:17 pm     Reply with quote

Guys who ride the coast consider anything without waves to by "mowing the lawn". Don't forget your JohnDeere hat and can coozie.
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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostTue Dec 13, 11 5:22 pm     Reply with quote

Wrong.

Mowing the lawn means to shave off your pubic hair. The saying started at rooster rock. It used to get too windy to kite, so guys would trim their pubes in the bushes waiting for the wind to die down.

"how was the riding ?". "pretty chill; We just hung out and mowed the lawn"

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Nak

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PostTue Dec 13, 11 7:21 pm     Reply with quote

Very Happy Some things in life never change. These are the things that give our live's stability. Monkey, only you could have written that post. Like a rock.

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostTue Dec 13, 11 9:01 pm     Reply with quote

Lol. Someone has to spruce this dump up.
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Sasquatch

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PostWed Dec 14, 11 11:23 am     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Wrong.

Mowing the lawn means to shave off your pubic hair. The saying started at rooster rock. It used to get too windy to kite, so guys would trim their pubes in the bushes waiting for the wind to die down.

"how was the riding ?". "pretty chill? We just hung out and mowed the lawn"



Reading this post caused be to spray out my slip of coffee all over the desk and computer board and screen. That was F#ing hilarious. . .PDXMonkeyboy, what address do I send the cleaning bill to? Laughing

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melokitegirl

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PostThu Dec 15, 11 5:45 pm     Reply with quote

There actually is a tattoo stickman lawnmowing ...hair down there - but I won't post it. You will have to look it up yourself.

But to answer the original question, even though I've been insulted so many times here and take the risk for more pelting insults - Yes: Lawnmowing is going back & forth, doing transitions in all types of conditions...flat, chop, waves & rollers. Personally, I love lawnmowing large rollers...so fun!!!!

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D-Krep It Kiter

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PostFri Dec 16, 11 12:17 pm     Reply with quote

melokitegirl wrote:
Lawnmowing is going back & forth, doing transitions in all types of conditions...flat, chop, waves & rollers. Personally, I love lawnmowing large rollers...so fun!!!!
Hey, nothing wrong with that all!

quenyaistar, "mowing the lawn" is how you'll be putting your time in on the board once you're able to stay upwind. For us beginners, its just going back-and-forth getting comfortable on the board, but even more experienced riders like Melokitegirl enjoy "just cruzin" at times... after all, not every session as to be "balls to the wall" (MonkeyBoy, just let it go, ok?).

Context is everything... if you come in and someone says... "you're just mowing the lawn" then, ya, they're saying you're just going back-and-forth... boring... (to them, maybe not to you, so who cares?).

If you're out at a place that has big swell (hopefully not too soon) and some guy goes by, yelling "dude, quit mowing the lawn!!" then what they are getting at is that they are trying to ride and turn on the swell, you're just going in a straight line; you're not turning and riding the swell like they might expect you to.

Its actually more of term from windsurfing. I've sailed really big conditions at Swell City, especially last spring with the flooding & epic swell days. Yes, if someone goes out there and just starts "mowing the lawn" it makes it harder for everyone else who's trying to ride the swell. Personally, I've never bitched about it because I figure regardless of the conditions, you should be able to ride how you want to. But that's the context that you might hear it in.

Here's a i-phone pic of me at Rufus last month "mowing the lawn"... I had a great time.


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quenyaistar

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PostFri Dec 16, 11 12:22 pm     Reply with quote

Rufus looks awesome, I knew a great dog named Rufus2, yellow lab loved to fetch.

I will definitely try to stay outtheway

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dancingwind

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PostFri Dec 16, 11 12:29 pm     Reply with quote

Haha...LOVE this thread!! I don't personally care if you're mowing the lawn or jumping the lawn, as long as you're out there scoring whatever session you can!!
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melokitegirl

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PostFri Dec 16, 11 1:19 pm     Reply with quote

That's a really sweet photo, D-Krep.
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D-Krep It Kiter

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PostFri Dec 16, 11 2:43 pm     Reply with quote

melokitegirl wrote:
That's a really sweet photo, D-Krep.
Thanks! It was a really nice day!

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostSun Dec 18, 11 11:42 am     Reply with quote

That is a good shot. What makes it even better is knowing that underneath your wetsuit, your private parts look like a plucked turkey.
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Inept_Fun

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PostSun Dec 18, 11 5:35 pm     Reply with quote

Its good to know you imagine what men look like underneath their wetsuit...
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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostSun Dec 18, 11 8:06 pm     Reply with quote

Or under their xxxl t shirt.....
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tautologies

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PostMon Dec 19, 11 12:08 am     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Wrong.

Mowing the lawn means to shave off your pubic hair. The saying started at rooster rock. It used to get too windy to kite, so guys would trim their pubes in the bushes waiting for the wind to die down.

"how was the riding ?". "pretty chill; We just hung out and mowed the lawn"


Well that will put the TOFL test question in a different light:
http://www.english-test.net/forum/ftopic25629.html

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