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G-dog

Since 04 Jan 2007
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PostSun Mar 20, 11 8:46 pm     Reply with quote

that was an invite big boy. You, me and tthe Hoff...unless you're not man enough.

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kochease

Since 03 Jul 2008
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In Ft. Stevens, OR
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PostSun Mar 20, 11 8:52 pm     Reply with quote

The hoff is to much for any man!!

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nak_benimble

Since 21 Mar 2011
8 Posts

Kook



PostMon Mar 21, 11 1:10 pm     Reply with quote

kochease wrote:
The hoff is to much for any man!!


The hoff is not to much man for me!

As far as the Snowy Plover! Fuck those things. I am sitting on the porch shooting those little fuckers as they frolick around my waterfront property. In the midst of killing these and having cook outs with my best friend KOCHEASE, I seek and destroy mass populations of sturgeon and salmon with my favorite tool of choice. The good ol dupont spinner. AKA MUTHA FUCKIN DYNOMITE BITCHES!!!!!!!

I plan on killing all sorts of adolecent sturgeon so I can come to the launch site this summer and ass rape all windsurfers with their beloved, ribbed, god given dildos we call shakers!!!!!! SUCK A DICK

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pdxmonkeyboy

Since 16 May 2006
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PostMon Mar 21, 11 3:18 pm     Reply with quote

Now that kiting season is rapidly approaching can we just ban these douche bags?
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nak_benimble

Since 21 Mar 2011
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Kook



PostMon Mar 21, 11 3:40 pm     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Now that kiting season is rapidly approaching can we just ban these douche bags?


KITING SEASON IS GETTING CLOSER AUNTY EM........ Faggot!

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nak_benimble

Since 21 Mar 2011
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Kook



PostMon Mar 21, 11 3:41 pm     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Now that kiting season is rapidly approaching can we just ban these douche bags?


Not to mention I hear you lay on your back and take it like a champ!!! You like it when daddy spits in your mouth!!!!

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backdoorkite

Since 19 Feb 2011
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PostMon Mar 21, 11 3:58 pm     Reply with quote

Wow are you two going to start talking about the size of your kites?
Or is that somthing you to prefer in private, (man love)

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pdxmonkeyboy

Since 16 May 2006
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PostMon Mar 21, 11 11:33 pm     Reply with quote

nak_benimble wrote:
pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Now that kiting season is rapidly approaching can we just ban these douche bags?


KITING SEASON IS GETTING CLOSER AUNTY EM........ Faggot!


It works best on the forum if when you try to diss someone, its actually funny. Feel free to give it another go.

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sleestack

Since 07 Dec 2006
184 Posts
Land of the Lost
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PostTue Mar 22, 11 12:13 pm    Your more GAY than trying to kite with ankle weights on Reply with quote

[quote="nak_benimble"][quote="pdxmonkeyboy"]Now that kiting season is rapidly approaching can we just ban these douche bags?[/quote]

Not to mention I hear you lay on your back and take it like a champ!!! You like it when daddy spits in your mouth!!!![/quote]

Wow, I'd never thought that I would say this but NAK BENIMBLE (NB) is actally more GAY than MOTO trying to kite with ankle weights on. . .

By, By NB. . .

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nak_benimble

Since 21 Mar 2011
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Kook



PostTue Mar 22, 11 1:54 pm    Re: Your more GAY than trying to kite with ankle weights on Reply with quote

sleestack wrote:
nak_benimble wrote:
pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Now that kiting season is rapidly approaching can we just ban these douche bags?


Not to mention I hear you lay on your back and take it like a champ!!! You like it when daddy spits in your mouth!!!!


Wow, I'd never thought that I would say this but NAK BENIMBLE (NB) is actally more GAY than MOTO trying to kite with ankle weights on. . .

By, By NB. . .


In all honesty, that is the funniest shit I have heard in a long ass time. MOTO, aka Martin, must be a fairy. Please tell me he not only had ankle weights but had on black tights with a neon thong over them. I bet this year he tops it off with sweat bands and is found in the parking lot jamming to "everybody dance now" This year I am bringing a camera to photograph all MOTO gay attire

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostTue Mar 22, 11 3:24 pm     Reply with quote

Well if you had been kiting before 2007 you would know what the hell the ankle weight reference is about.
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nak_benimble

Since 21 Mar 2011
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Kook



PostThu Mar 24, 11 9:07 pm     Reply with quote

pdxmonkeyboy wrote:
Well if you had been kiting before 2007 you would know what the hell the ankle weight reference is about.


I will boost over your ankle biting keester all summer long boy! Watch for the big air and all the chicks walking out of a van like they just pooped a red wood and you'll know where to come get some of my unicorn!

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