OT larrys proverbs

registered · Since 12 Jul 2005 1319 Posts tsunami Sandbagger

Hope I can get this to work.

1. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

2. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. No offense Moto. Wink

3. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

4. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

6. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

9. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

10. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

11. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

12. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

13. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

14. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

15. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

16. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

17. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

18. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

19. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

20. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

21. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow..

pdxmonkeyboy · Thu Oct 29, 09 12:24 pm

love it!!

dustin awesome · Since 23 Jul 2009 115 Posts Stoked

thats good stuff.....

blowhard · Since 26 Dec 2005 2027 Posts Windward

Leisure Suit Larry strikes

Moto · Since 03 Sep 2006 2698 Posts Still a gojo pimp! Moto Mouth