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MIXWELL
Since 10 Mar 2007
496 Posts
LGP COUGAR HUNTING ChEETO SLAYER
Windmixer
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aren't you that new rider sponsored by team "chi-mo"? 
what a chipe 
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septictankyank
Since 19 May 2007
24 Posts
hoody
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| Wed Jul 15, 09 10:02 am |
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What section of craigslist?? erotic services?? Heck, I will give you free lessons but only if you are a transexual nazi eskimo.....out of the closet
people are strange...when your a stranger
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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| Wed Jul 15, 09 10:13 am |
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| MIXWELL wrote: | aren't you that new rider sponsored by team "chi-mo"?
what a chipe |
Are you guys sure that isn't your roomate Josh? Hear little girl, I got some candy.... |
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eli_anderson
Since 04 Jun 2007
507 Posts
Addicted
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| Wed Jul 15, 09 1:20 pm |
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| eli_anderson wrote: | | HoodRat wrote: | | i smell douchebag |
....and that totally suxs for you... I smell candy! |
I'm just saying I'd never want to smell Douchebag, whatever that is.
but I agree, I'll send him some biz, she's a black belt in 5 styles of MMA. A little natural selection if you will. |
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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freekitelessons
Since 14 Jul 2009
4 Posts
Kook
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 7:05 pm free kite lessons |
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Are there really crazy kite roadies out there?
Free lessons, just mean free lessons that's it, your own posts are the only thing that stinks around here.
I am simply offering my time, to help another person learn this great sport.
I am so glad to have this supporting community around to help. You are nice people.
Such a pessimistic point of view to think one person can not help another person.
Have a wonderful day, fellow nice people who happen to kiteboard. |
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forrest
Since 21 Jun 2005
4330 Posts
Hood River
Hick
CGKA Member
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 7:06 pm |
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I'd just like to throw out that I also offer free hot beef injections, girls only...
/me runs and hides from Katie! |
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freekitelessons
Since 14 Jul 2009
4 Posts
Kook
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 7:24 pm fun |
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| It was really fun giving your girlfriend a free lesson this week. I taught here all the safety techniques. She is really improving, so cool to see her ride. |
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Snowy
Since 30 Jun 2007
93 Posts
Ocean
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 8:44 pm |
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your trippin' from the beginning. Just sayin'
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 9:28 pm Re: free kite lessons |
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| freekitelessons wrote: |
I am so glad to have this supporting community around to help. You are nice people.
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Free Kite Lessons dude - actually , this forum really is full of very nice people. You have to get used to the place first. Its full of sarcastic and crass people. However, on the water - these are some of these coolest, helpful and interesting people you are going to meet.
To give you another heads up - this forum is mostly a sausage fest. There are some ladies - just not too many.
Peace out - and maybe we'll share a beer on the water sometime.
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 9:40 pm |
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You have to be a realistic. You join the forum and your first post is .. I will give free lessons to any woman that wants to learn. Not people that want to learn; women that have to learn. So you have to expect just a little poking and jabbing from the crew. What did you really expect was going to happen?
But it is a great community and 99% of the people on the water are very cool and very friendly. If you want to teach woman to kite I think your best bet would be to hang out at rooster rock, meet some woman and ask them if they are interested in learning to kite. |
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forrest
Since 21 Jun 2005
4330 Posts
Hood River
Hick
CGKA Member
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 10:11 pm |
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| Man, to hell with explaining ourselves... WE APOLOGIZE TO NO ONE! |
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Nak
Since 19 May 2005
4305 Posts
Camas
Site Lackey
CGKA Member
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| Thu Jul 16, 09 10:41 pm Re: fun |
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| freekitelessons wrote: | | It was really fun giving your girlfriend a free lesson this week. I taught here all the safety techniques. She is really improving, so cool to see her ride. |
Shit, don't tell my wife!!  |
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Blue
Since 03 Jul 2007
469 Posts
I used to be
Obsessed
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| Fri Jul 17, 09 10:34 am |
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| pdxmonkeyboy wrote: | | If you want to teach woman to kite I think your best bet would be to hang out at rooster rock, meet some woman and ask them if they are interested in learning to kite. |
Yeah Rooster Rock is exactly where I would head to meet some cool chicks! Fer sure  |
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Gman
Since 11 Feb 2006
4911 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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| Fri Jul 17, 09 10:48 am |
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this douche is on to something - just needs to be a bit bolder
Free Kite lessons for portland area strippers (looking for young, atheletic and enthusiastic ladies to build the core of the PDX Kite Stripper Team)
auditions will take place in the white "stranger danger" van
ask about the 2 for 1 special
free booze
can pay you...
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C Johnson
Since 17 Apr 2009
854 Posts
Seattle
Opinionated
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| Fri Jul 17, 09 2:38 pm |
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wow!
this guy is pretty clever....
to be fair I'm guessing we've all thought about this at some point but that's just it. it stopped at the thought of it. I never thought I'd see someone try and go about it so blatantly.
the things guys will do for a piece of ass .
if it doesn't blow it sucks
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