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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
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Still a gojo pimp!
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
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 Thu Apr 08, 10 12:47 pm |
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This chick is only thinking two things. First, that those shoes are turrible. Second, that she is going to have to wash her hands because this guy must jack off WAAAAAAAY too much. You know you were all thinking it. The Catholic Church should put a picture of this kid on the cover of the brochures they hand out telling little boys not to masturbate. Forget hairy palms and blindness, you might grow a gigantic freaky arm. If I thought that was going to happen I might never touch my dack again. Seriously. I’d instantly become one of those dudes that just lets the dack swing in the wind as I take a piss (what’s up with those guys anyway? I feel like that is a little dack activity. I need more control than that).
Bottom line, that can’t be healthy. He’s gonna have back problems or something from carrying that thing around. Hopefully one day, when he retires, he’ll do one armed push ups lefty to even things out.
-Brock
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Sasquatch
Since 09 Mar 2005
2102 Posts
PNW
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| Thu Apr 08, 10 1:19 pm take it somewhere else |
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And what the hell does this post have to do with Kiting?
Take it somewhere else. Preferably to the site where you watch guys let there "dacks" blow in the wind.
G*Y for sure.
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kochease
Since 03 Jul 2008
760 Posts
In Ft. Stevens, OR
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| Thu Apr 08, 10 8:56 pm |
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| Quote: | | moto:This chick is only thinking two things. First, that those shoes are turrible. Second, that she is going to have to wash her hands because this guy must jack off WAAAAAAAY too much. You know you were all thinking it. The Catholic Church should put a picture of this kid on the cover of the brochures they hand out telling little boys not to masturbate. Forget hairy palms and blindness, you might grow a gigantic freaky arm. |
 OMG I was totally thinking that!! I was rolling and laughing my FAO!!!
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
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| Fri Apr 09, 10 10:29 am |
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| kochease wrote: | | Quote: | | moto:This chick is only thinking two things. First, that those shoes are turrible. Second, that she is going to have to wash her hands because this guy must jack off WAAAAAAAY too much. You know you were all thinking it. The Catholic Church should put a picture of this kid on the cover of the brochures they hand out telling little boys not to masturbate. Forget hairy palms and blindness, you might grow a gigantic freaky arm. |
OMG I was totally thinking that!! I was rolling and laughing my FAO!!! |
Glad you got a laugh out of it. I posted it up, because I couldn't stop laughing while I was watching it on TV. I thought some others would find it funny.
Unfortunately Sasquatch doesn't see the humor in a dude with a huge arm - but according to barfly sasquatch still loves me
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DROCK999
Since 31 May 2007
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Left Coast
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| Fri Apr 09, 10 1:49 pm Re: take it somewhere else |
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| Sasquatch wrote: | And what the hell does this post have to do with Kiting?
Take it somewhere else. Preferably to the site where you watch guys let there "dacks" blow in the wind.
G*Y for sure. |
Yea, how dare Moto post something mildly entertaining that has nothing to do with kiting. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS GUIZE!
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Blaze
Since 30 Jun 2009
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| Fri Apr 09, 10 5:11 pm Re: take it somewhere else |
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| Sasquatch wrote: | And what the hell does this post have to do with Kiting?
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I bet you this guy could do some pretty sick unhooked one handed grabs!
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