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genek

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 10:02 am    OT: Nailin' Paylin Reply with quote

This is too funny. Thought I'd share this excerpt from the Mercury.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4

Playing into every single stereotype about pornographers, Larry Flynt is hastily producing Nailin' Paylin, an adult film about everyone's least-favorite vice-presidential candidate. Busty brunette pornstar Lisa Ann will be playing Palin, and according to TMZ, Nailin' Paylin will find her dealing with some Russians "who come knocking on her back door," learning about the "'Big Bang' theory" from a college prof, and (sigh) engaging in a three-way with "Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes." Eww. Now, we aren't bothered by the fact that there's a porno about Palin so much as we're concerned about the one-sidedness of it all. Shouldn't the Democrats have one of these too? Hard as a Barack, maybe? Or at the very least, Ridin' Biden?

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 10:08 am     Reply with quote

God Bless America. Are you going to be one of the stand in Russians Gene
I wonder if Jerry Falwell is going to make a guest apperance. Razz

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genek

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 10:21 am     Reply with quote

Haha, you know us crazy Russians always using the back door Laughing
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PostFri Oct 10, 08 10:36 am     Reply with quote

The Clinton/Rice 3 way is a dealbreaker.
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forrest

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 11:10 am     Reply with quote

BTW, anyone see the Senatorial debate last night? God, I was so waiting for those two to get into a fist fight. I'm sick of both those fuck-heads.

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 11:12 am     Reply with quote

Forrest wrote:
BTW, anyone see the Senatorial debate last night? God, I was so waiting for those two to get into a fist fight. I'm sick of both those fuck-heads.


you and me both
so little difference in either

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groundclown

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 5:34 pm     Reply with quote

Quote:
Drugs taught American youth the metric system


I'm sorry, but that's funny. sad, but funny.

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arehn

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PostFri Oct 10, 08 8:16 pm     Reply with quote

haha wow thats awesome!!

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Slidingby

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 6:19 pm     Reply with quote

Sounds Mavericky. Cool

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hamlindp

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 6:34 pm     Reply with quote

Palin is actually a very intelligent woman, and one who makes men nervous about successful women.

The other vice-pres canditate who is actually a very well know airhead, would be bozo-Biden.

The dude thinks Roosevelt was president in 1929, and that T.V.s were available to consumers then (Katie Couric agreed with him on this during her interview with him).

The guy is also a well known liar who keeps saying he's a coal miner raised in Scranton PA, when he was actually raised in Deleware!

The guy, along with that Commie Obamie, even thinks infanticide is O.K., as long as the baby born alive is the product of abortion.

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 7:15 pm     Reply with quote

hamlindp wrote:
Palin is actually a very intelligent woman, and one who makes men nervous about successful women.

The other vice-pres canditate who is actually a very well know airhead, would be bozo-Biden.

The dude thinks Roosevelt was president in 1929, and that T.V.s were available to consumers then (Katie Couric agreed with him on this during her interview with him).

The guy is also a well known liar who keeps saying he's a coal miner raised in Scranton PA, when he was actually raised in Deleware!

The guy, along with that Commie Obamie, even thinks infanticide is O.K., as long as the baby born alive is the product of abortion.



Hmmm, someone has swallowed ALL the propaganda.....

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 7:20 pm     Reply with quote

hamlindp wrote:
Palin is actually a very intelligent woman, and one who makes men nervous about successful women.

The other vice-pres canditate who is actually a very well know airhead, would be bozo-Biden.

The dude thinks Roosevelt was president in 1929, and that T.V.s were available to consumers then (Katie Couric agreed with him on this during her interview with him).

The guy is also a well known liar who keeps saying he's a coal miner raised in Scranton PA, when he was actually raised in Deleware!

The guy, along with that Commie Obamie, even thinks infanticide is O.K., as long as the baby born alive is the product of abortion.



She might be a very intelligent woman, the point is that she is not qualified for the job. The rest of your post is just sad.

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 7:25 pm     Reply with quote

hamlindp wrote:
Palin is actually a very intelligent woman, and one who makes men nervous about successful women.

The other vice-pres canditate who is actually a very well know airhead, would be bozo-Biden.

The dude thinks Roosevelt was president in 1929, and that T.V.s were available to consumers then (Katie Couric agreed with him on this during her interview with him).

The guy is also a well known liar who keeps saying he's a coal miner raised in Scranton PA, when he was actually raised in Deleware!

The guy, along with that Commie Obamie, even thinks infanticide is O.K., as long as the baby born alive is the product of abortion.


OK - I know that emotion and false information is all that some have to hold on to, so I'll throw down the education facts:

John McCain -
graduated HS
US Naval academy (graduated 894th of 899)

S. Palin
graduated HS
attended 5 schools in 6 years before obtaining her Bachelors degree in communications and journalism from U of Idaho. Grades unknown.

B. Obama
graduated HS
BA from Columbia univerisity
Harvard Law degree - graduated Magna Cum Laude

J. Biden
graduated HS
Bachelors in history and political science from U of Delaware
Law degree from Sarycuse U. Grades Unknown

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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genek

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 7:27 pm     Reply with quote

Yeah, let's not forget Hillary who is also female.

Anyway, that post doesn't make much sense so no point in discussing it.

This thread is about something funny, not for political debates.

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 7:30 pm     Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUriWHPnjeU

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hamlindp

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 7:42 pm     Reply with quote

I guess you believe the propaganda you want to believe.

My questions is, what is propaganda and what is truth.

Seems like whenever truth is spoken by the right, the left labels it propaganda.

The items I listed were taken from the Couric interview and from his speech on September 21, 2008. I quess Biden should quit giving the right so much propaganda to use against him.

And as far a Obama is concerned, whenever his past is brougt up, the left labels it as racist, and the media drops it (or usually never reports on it).

So which propaganda would you believe? One with truth that gets "overlooked", or one that is dripping with lies and half-truths?

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PostSun Oct 12, 08 8:08 pm     Reply with quote

boardrider wrote:

OK - I know that emotion and false information is all that some have to hold on to, so I'll throw down the education facts:

John McCain -
graduated HS
US Naval academy (graduated 894th of 899)

S. Palin
graduated HS
attended 5 schools in 6 years before obtaining her Bachelors degree in communications and journalism from U of Idaho. Grades unknown.

B. Obama
graduated HS
BA from Columbia univerisity
Harvard Law degree - graduated Magna Cum Laude

J. Biden
graduated HS
Bachelors in history and political science from U of Delaware
Law degree from Sarycuse U. Grades Unknown


OK - I know that emotion and education information is all that some have to hold on to, so I'll throw down real life facts:

Palin has governed one of our most important and strategic states, with great success.

Biden has a history of "Business as usual" garbage politics, that we need to get rid of.

While this world is on the brink of world war:

McCain has been to war. He knows what strategies work, and which ones don't. He suffered and bled, at the hands of the enemy, for years.

Obama was good in school and working with the leaders of the Weather Underground.

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