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Phelps could out swim Chuck Norris

 
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pkh

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PostSat Aug 16, 08 10:25 pm    Phelps could out swim Chuck Norris Reply with quote

8 for 8, pretty schweet dude.

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Blue

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PostSat Aug 16, 08 10:34 pm     Reply with quote

Oh boy. No wind on the coast, right? Wink
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pkh

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PostSat Aug 16, 08 10:38 pm     Reply with quote

Blue wrote:
Oh boy. No wind on the coast, right? Wink
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yeah no wind, would have driven but looked light everywhere. back in PDX watching live Olympics

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PostSun Aug 17, 08 5:33 am    Phelps is built to swim! Reply with quote

Did you see that little story about his body stats? He has the the lower body of a 6 foot tall man and the upper body of a 6-8 man! His ankle joint is capable of pointing his toes straight down alowing for is size 14 feet to be like flippers.
His hand are the size of dinner plates and he is streamlined! Holy F@$#% crap!

And he loves his Mom!

What an athelete.

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Mark

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PostSun Aug 17, 08 6:50 am     Reply with quote

Yes he could beat Chuck Norris but only by 1/100 of a second!
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Gman

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PostSun Aug 17, 08 7:40 am     Reply with quote

Chuck Norris would win the decathalon and then take gold in all 10 individual events, and then give a beat down to aquaman with his 11 medals

and wow

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