Forum | Classifieds | Lost & Found | CGKA | Industry | Sensors | Forecast | Spots | Seattle | Decals | RSS | Facebook Events | Photos | Search | Register | Profile | Log in to check your messages | Log in  Think U R Tough?          Northwest Kiteboarding -> Gorge / Portland / Oregon Coast previous topic :: next topic   Author Message pacifichigh Since 11 May 2005 1004 Posts ATX Texan Tue Mar 11, 08 9:41 am    Think U R Tough? http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Wyo Kiter Since 09 Mar 2006 148 Posts In a VAN, down by the RIVER. Stoked Tue Mar 11, 08 10:08 am     There is no "i" in team, but there is one "i" in Chuck Norris, so fuk you team! _________________ Helping companys to innovate bricks-and-clicks supply-chains and orchestrate real-time content to deliver customized channels to scale strategic e-services and facilitate global e-markets which will incubate 24/7 niches and seize dot-com channels. pdxmonkeyboy Since 16 May 2006 6081 Posts forever labled as the retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master Tue Mar 11, 08 10:23 am     dude, that is some funny shit! Great find. BlowMeAKiss Since 05 Mar 2008 49 Posts   Tue Mar 11, 08 11:52 am    Chuck is badass enough to carry one of these http://www.airsoftpacific.com/viewtopic.php?t=17135&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15 More Chuck Norris jokes With Norris supporting him, how did Huckabee not make the nomination? http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ _________________ “As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.” - Henry David Thoreau Gman Since 11 Feb 2006 4911 Posts Portland Unstrapped Tue Mar 11, 08 2:35 pm     Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women. jcohenx Since 28 Aug 2007 250 Posts Portland Obsessed Wed Mar 12, 08 10:54 am    chuck norris If Chuck entered KB4C, he'd cure cancer. Then he'd kick you in the balls for having the balls to enter against him. _________________ It's always happy hour somewhere in the world. pkh Since 27 Feb 2005 6549 Posts Couve / Hood Honored Founder Wed Mar 12, 08 11:49 am     When Chuck Norris goes kiting he doesn't use a control bar, he's already in control. Chuck Norris doesn't wait for wind, the wind waits for Chuck Norris. Ruben Lenten is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris designed a kite from one of his used condoms, it was so massive it could fly powered in 2 knots of wind and was described to be the best lightwind kite ever. Spike Since 13 May 2007 1414 Posts Alameda Spelling Expert Wed Mar 12, 08 1:05 pm     Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. pkh wrote: Chuck Norris doesn't wait for wind, the wind waits for Chuck Norris. that one's awesome Reaper356 Since 10 Dec 2006 781 Posts Salem / LC Oregon Opinionated Wed Mar 12, 08 3:22 pm     Is the squareroot of negative Chuck Norris defined?? jcohenx Since 28 Aug 2007 250 Posts Portland Obsessed Wed Mar 12, 08 4:04 pm    chuck norris All C-kites from now on are only to be know as Chuck-kites. _________________ It's always happy hour somewhere in the world. Gman Since 11 Feb 2006 4911 Posts Portland Unstrapped Wed Mar 12, 08 4:12 pm     Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 with a roundhouse kick to your face    chuck.jpg  jcohenx Since 28 Aug 2007 250 Posts Portland Obsessed Wed Mar 12, 08 4:33 pm    Chuck Norris G-Man: "Hey Chuck Norris. To what do you attribute your huge popularity on the NWKite.com message boards?" Chuck Norris: Wha-pow! "That's what." _________________ It's always happy hour somewhere in the world. DROCK999 Since 31 May 2007 852 Posts Left Coast Opinionated Wed Mar 12, 08 6:12 pm     Doesn't Chuck Norris live in Ashland? Dickfircrick Since 29 May 2007 62 Posts Hood Rever   Wed Mar 12, 08 7:07 pm     His older brother,a movie Director,lives in Hood River. Garret Since 07 Sep 2006 254 Posts Portland Obsessed Wed Mar 12, 08 9:42 pm     Chuck Norris doesn't depower his kite - he is power. Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut up wind- he just cuts the wind There was no Coulmbia River Gorge before Chuck _________________ Kite for a cause- Kite for the Cure http://www.active.com/donate/kb4c2008/overthetop BlowMeAKiss Since 05 Mar 2008 49 Posts   Thu Mar 13, 08 9:45 am    Q. Where does Chuck Norris live? A. Anywhere he wants. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=58452 _________________ “As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.” - Henry David Thoreau        Northwest Kiteboarding -> Gorge / Portland / Oregon Coast All times are GMT - 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum Northwest Kiteboarding Discussion Forum----------------Gorge / Portland / Oregon CoastFor SaleLost & FoundIndustry SoapboxCGKA  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You can attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum