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4Stringer/KipWinger
Since 27 Apr 2005
541 Posts
Hood River
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Mon Jul 04, 05 8:01 am The BIGGEST Secret ever kept at the Secret Spot |
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Ater a stellar 12.0 day on the water at the Secret Spot on Sunday, Kenny and I cracked a couple beers and just took in the surroundings; there were dogs begging for a stick toss, moms with their infants, kite dudes throwing technical airs, barges going up and down the river; overall a very, very pleasant scene. There were probably close to 25 people on the beach...and all of 'em had managed not to inform the dude below that his cheeks and crack were absolutely killing it! His crew of friends had made a special point to keep the cheek/crack exposure a secret from him as he helped people launch and land kites. Although ass-crack-photography is out of my area of expertise, I took a crack-at-it and got a few priceless shots:
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Last edited by 4Stringer/KipWinger on Mon Jul 04, 05 9:45 am; edited 1 time in total |
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pkh
Since 27 Feb 2005
6549 Posts
Couve / Hood
Honored Founder
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Mon Jul 04, 05 8:26 am |
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Aww poor dude, at least you concealed his identity.
Maybe that's just a "feature" for those really high jumps that sometimes make you think you need diapers?
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Wind Slither
Since 04 Mar 2005
2587 Posts
The 503
METAL
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Mon Jul 04, 05 9:13 am |
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It's a convenience thing...who wants to peel out of their suit every time you need to go to the crapper?
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ReeferMadness
Since 21 Apr 2005
32 Posts
Seattle
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Mon Jul 04, 05 11:05 am |
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ahhhh, yet another reason to wear board shorts.
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CoryfromTHECREW
Since 27 May 2005
57 Posts
Lakeview Oregon, or Anchorage
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Mon Jul 04, 05 10:21 pm |
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BOARDSHORTS ARE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!
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kazi
Since 02 May 2005
19 Posts
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Tue Jul 05, 05 8:57 am |
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How can you not feel that?! If I was that guy I'd get a hold of these pictures and demand a new wetsuit from O'neil for the humiliation alone.
Poor guy. I don't really care for jokes at other peoples expense, he's obviously a good guy as he's out helping others launch and land. I think if I was there I would have ruined the fun for everyone and would've given the guy a break.
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tonski
Since 11 Jun 2005
332 Posts
NW Portland
Obsessed
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Tue Jul 05, 05 9:01 am |
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Is it at all possible that this was HIS joke and that he knew about the gaping hole? I find it pretty hard to believe that one couldn't feel the sun and wind back there
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bamboo
Since 24 Jun 2005
165 Posts
da 'chung; taiwan
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Tue Jul 05, 05 9:53 pm |
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...well it is afterall the place where the "sun don't shine"
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ECmike
Since 29 Mar 2005
23 Posts
Beaverton, OR
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Wed Jul 06, 05 2:36 am |
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AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I love the photo's on NWkite!
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dangerD
Since 27 Jun 2005
223 Posts
Bingen Heights
Stoked
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Thu Jul 14, 05 1:59 pm |
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Thanks for not showing my face!
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4Stringer/KipWinger
Since 27 Apr 2005
541 Posts
Hood River
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Thu Jul 14, 05 3:29 pm It's a matter of exposure |
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Your suntanned face relative to your white back-air saved you. More specifically, the camera's exposure of your exposure was your saving grace.
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pkh
Since 27 Feb 2005
6549 Posts
Couve / Hood
Honored Founder
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Fri Jul 15, 05 9:58 pm |
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anyone notice that this thread has about 5x more views than any of the others... hmmm...
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TravisBickleRex
Since 30 Jun 2005
332 Posts
Taxi Driver
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Wed Jul 20, 05 8:44 pm Crack |
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Me thinks we gots some crack addicts in 'da hizouse.
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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Fri Jul 14, 06 4:20 pm |
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Its like masercard commercial!!!
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broadbandito
Since 26 Apr 2005
342 Posts
CSO headwaters
WheatHead
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Sat Jul 15, 06 12:42 pm |
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Let's chip in on a new suit for him. He's been wearing that for at least 2 seasons.
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4Stringer/KipWinger
Since 27 Apr 2005
541 Posts
Hood River
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Thu Jul 05, 07 3:01 pm It was two years ago... |
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...Crack one open and celebrate the 2 year anniversary.
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
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Thu Jul 05, 07 3:08 pm |
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Hey thanks for bringing this back to life. It had me laughing at work
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