Special Forces Liberate Rooster! Viet Schlong Flee.

Nak · Since 19 May 2005 4304 Posts Camas Site Lackey **CGKA Member**

A.P. Today, in a lightning raid, special forces troops swept Rooster Rock State Park clear of the dreaded Viet Schlong. White butts could be seen bounding through the trees in full retreat. President Obama declared victory; "Combat operations are over." He was later overheard to say "What the hell is a Rooster Rock and what just happened? Get a poll, I need to know if I'm for this or against this." Presidential Hopeful Hillary Clinton stated "Americans should concentrate on this positive action. Just forget Benghazi, think of anything but Benghazi." Ex-President George Bush was contacted for a statement: "I think--no, wait--I know, I think I know... What was the question?"

Americans in general cheered today's action, however a small but vocal minority decried it as just another example of military action to support America's insatiable appetite for wind. "Of course Rooster was "liberated"; Rooster is a wind rich beach." In general, the minority's suspicion seems directed at the mysterious organization known as the CGKA. "Just how much control does the CGKA have over our government? Who is really calling the shots here? I find it suspicious at the least that the two civilians who "just happened" to observe today's action included a past president of the CGKA and a current board member." The current CGKA president, known only as "Pepi", was unavailable for comment.

MarkWorth · Since 02 May 2011 149 Posts Hood River Stoked

I was wondering about staying away from the jumping SEALS for years.

It did not occur to me that a jumping SEAL might land on my head.
The rotor wash looks like a problem as well.

Now I know why to stay away.