Need help!

chanson · Since 31 Jan 2006 1873 Posts WISCONSIN Chimey

I'm in need of help pumping up my kite.

I typically use both hands to pump and occasionally stop to pull up my boardies so my butt crack doesn't attract all of the hotties starring at me.

-Should I switch to a one hand pump action, so I can hold my beer in the other?
-How far do I stick the nipple into the hole before actually pumping?
-When finishing the inflation process, how do I measure if my kite is erect enough for a solid kite session?
-Can someone create an equation to help me gauge the proper inflation psi by converting my leading edge psi, thus thrusting towards my wingtips and extending into my individual struts?
-If my pump breaks is there anyway to inflate my kite with my farts?

Any input would be helpful. Confused

Where is the old nwkite? Wink

Blazeheliski · Since 30 Mar 2011 659 Posts Mosier Addicted

Just use the pumping technique in this video to get the job done right...........

Link

Sella · Wed Aug 29, 12 12:13 pm

hahahaha....about time someone called it out Jake!

There were 8000 deaths in the bathtub last year....so don't take a bath. America is becoming the land of pussies and lemmings so wrap yourself in your kite and suck your thumb.

Also, where in the fuck is MonkeyBoy??? He would be having a heyday with this shit.

Go kite people.....you'll be amazed at what you learn from your session.

genek · Since 21 Jul 2006 2165 Posts East Po KGB

I think a lot of the original funny crew that all knew each other and used to come on here to shoot the shit has gotten preoccupied with other things. Sad but true. It's in the hands of the new generation of nwkite enthusiasts to make things awesome again.

specialk · Guest

Dude the answer you're looking for is YES!!!

Kraemer · Since 24 Apr 2006 1736 Posts Sky Pilot Unicorn Captain

You should train your dog to pump up the kite. Confused

Then you can have your beer & drink it too--Except for this weekend--!!!

momwholovestokite · Since 30 May 2011 14 Posts

Ever heard of a kite bitch? I've heard they take care of all of this stuff for you? Just sayin....

ikitehi · Since 27 Aug 2011 45 Posts Maui

pauls · Since 20 Jun 2005 564 Posts Northern Portugal Addicted

i forgot my pump the other day and was going to use one of those emergency tire inflation fix a flat aerosols to inflate it but i'm not sure if it's a good idea......has anyone tried this?