So I decided to hit Dawn Patrol this morning. I head down the trail and out to the beach, as Im just breaking out of the brush I see an American Flag flying on a 10ft stick and then noticed a make-shift camp set up in the area where we typically fold kites out of the wind.
I take my gear out just past the brush to pump up my kite, wind to my back sun rising still low in the sky. As I pumping up I notice a shadow moving, getting bigger and comming towards me. As Im pumping up my kite I glance back to my left and I see VIET-SCHLONG!!!!!
The dude comes up behind me and comments "Windy to this morning, I hope it doesnt blow my flag down".
The guy looked like a Vietnam Vet, turned VIET-SCHLONG!
Im thinking to myself, the guy is not even hung like Monkeyboy, (not that I know if Monkeyboy is hung, be he keeps implying that he is), whats the point, why run around all Naked wangilng your dangler if you arent hung like the Monkey?
Just a friendly reminder that the VIET-SCHLONG is fortifing the area with more troops.
NO I DID NOT TAKE ANY PICTURES
Oh ya....6m flying Rodeo Style, strapless 5'6" working on my strapless airs
forrest
Since 21 Jun 2005
4330 Posts
Hood River
Hick
krazedkiter
Since 08 Jun 2009
183 Posts
Florida
Stoked
Fri Sep 11, 09 12:14 pm
You guys got nothin' to worry about. Just share the beach and set free whatever you feel like setting free.
Just be glad it hasn't escalated, check out the link:
http://fksa.org/showthread.php?t=8231 _________________ __________________________
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dan79
Since 22 Aug 2009
20 Posts
Longview, WA
Fri Sep 11, 09 12:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Where was it spotted??? _________________ Trying hard
FlyDunes
Since 09 Oct 2007
1034 Posts
Aloha
XTreme Poster
Fri Sep 11, 09 1:59 pm
lol. ur kiting at a nude beach and ur surprised to see naked people? _________________ Lets FLY
TWIN-FIN
Since 24 May 2006
805 Posts
Portland, OR
Hot Monkey
Fri Sep 11, 09 3:59 pm
Dude, at was there at sunrise and it was blowen 40......ya I was shocked
windpig
Since 28 Aug 2008
283 Posts
Obsessed
Fri Sep 11, 09 4:02 pm
Another name for a Rooster is??? hmmm??? oh yeah COCK! It's called Rooster Rock. The only nudity I have ever seen there was a pretty hot hippy chick. I guess I was hit by friendly fire.
Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
Fri Sep 11, 09 4:04 pm
Screw viet schlong land I want to hit the nak nak flats _________________ Still rockin gojos, *ssless chaps, and ankle weights!
Yardsale
Since 29 Mar 2005
387 Posts
Portlanastan
Obsessed
Im thinking to myself, the guy is not even hung like Monkeyboy, (not that I know if Monkeyboy is hung, be he keeps implying that he is),
NO I DID NOT TAKE ANY PICTURES
Oh ya....6m flying Rodeo Style, strapless 5'6" working on my strapless airs
So your looking at the guy's package? Uh "rodeo style," "strapless," what the f*ck are you talking about? What actually happened out there Jeffrey.........hmmmmmm. We're here for ya buddy, trauma counselors are available. You can get past this, the butt swelling will go down.
Im thinking to myself, the guy is not even hung like Monkeyboy, (not that I know if Monkeyboy is hung, be he keeps implying that he is),
NO I DID NOT TAKE ANY PICTURES
Oh ya....6m flying Rodeo Style, strapless 5'6" working on my strapless airs
So your looking at the guy's package? Uh "rodeo style," "strapless," what the f*ck are you talking about? What actually happened out there Jeffrey.........hmmmmmm. We're here for ya buddy, trauma counselors are available. You can get past this, the butt swelling will go down.
LOL.. Iwas wondering the same thing, I mean yeah there are going to be usightly things at Rooster but You know that going in. That DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK
shred_da_gorge
Since 12 Nov 2008
1366 Posts
Da Hood & Da Wood
XTreme Poster
Fri Sep 11, 09 5:56 pm
Guess that gives you incentive not to dangle around there!
I agree with Moto. Visions of Nak Nak Flats are still etched on my pornographic, er, photographic memory.
FlyDunes
Since 09 Oct 2007
1034 Posts
Aloha
XTreme Poster
Fri Sep 11, 09 6:31 pm
TWIN-FIN wrote:
Dude, at was there at sunrise and it was blowen 40......ya I was shocked
Shit, then I'd tend to agree with you! _________________ Lets FLY
Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
Fri Sep 11, 09 7:48 pm
FlyDunes wrote:
TWIN-FIN wrote:
Dude, at was there at sunrise and it was blowen 40......ya I was shocked
Shit, then I'd tend to agree with you!
Yo Fly Dunes - what were you doing out at RR at sunrise? _________________ Still rockin gojos, *ssless chaps, and ankle weights!
Blue
Since 03 Jul 2007
469 Posts
I used to be
Obsessed
Fri Sep 11, 09 7:56 pm
Moto wrote:
FlyDunes wrote:
TWIN-FIN wrote:
Dude, at was there at sunrise and it was blowen 40......ya I was shocked
Shit, then I'd tend to agree with you!
Yo Fly Dunes - what were you doing out at RR at sunrise?
Sasquatch
Since 09 Mar 2005
2103 Posts
PNW
Bigfoot
Sat Sep 12, 09 8:29 amYour right
windpig wrote:
Another name for a Rooster is??? hmmm??? oh yeah COCK! It's called Rooster Rock. The only nudity I have ever seen there was a pretty hot hippy chick. I guess I was hit by friendly fire.
Hey wingpig, your right. It actually was called Cock Rock.
Here is alittle history for all those not in the know:
"The monolith was noted by the explorers Lewis and Clark in their journal as their camping place on November 2, 1805.[1] The name is phallic in origin,[1] specifically, the column's original name was "Cock Rock". The Chinook Jargon word for the rock was iwash, referring to penis.[2] The name was later modified to Rooster Rock so as not to offend the genteel public.[2]
With no apparent irony intended, a portion of the park is designated as a clothing-optional beach."
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Where was it spotted??? 
