humor from kitesite downunder

not on board · Since 08 May 2009 39 Posts United States

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=53593

background,
state govenment is considering if a license is needed for kiteboarding.

Blue · Since 03 Jul 2007 469 Posts I used to be Obsessed

Now this is some funny shit they shoot down under Laughing

not on board · Since 08 May 2009 39 Posts United States

Yea my fav are the following questions
Oh I can see this thread going on for a long time...

q7) When there is no wind you should:

a) Go to the beach, sit around and moan about there not being any wind
b) Try the "I wonder what happens if we tow a kiter behind a jetski / boat" trick
c) Create a new username on seabreeze and troll away
d) Crank out the Nair
e) Spend time with your significant other to get brownie points for when there is wind (or alternatively try to dig yourself out of the hole for not having done anything around the house lately)

q Cool

You see someone in the water struggling to relaunch their kite, do you:

a) spray them with water
b) steal their board and take it upwind
c) boost over them
d) boost over their kite
e) all of the above

q9) "real" kites have:

a) 1 line
b) 2 lines
c) 3 lines
d) 4 lines
e) 5 lines
f) one million lines in the bridle

q10) when doing jumps and tricks, you should be looking:

a) at your kite
b) downwind for obstacles
c) upwind for kiters and kites about to hit you
d) at the hot guys / chick on the beach to see if he / she is looking
e) the camera

q11) The best spot to do wake style tricks is:

a) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
b) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
c) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
d) 5m off the beach, in the flat water between the swimmers
e) all of the above

True/False section *

Q12: On a 4 line kite, the outside lines connect to the front of a kite.

Q13: Swapping the front and back lines on someone else's kite is champagne comedy.

Q14: Practicing how to use your quick release is for sissies.

Q15: Boardshorts on the outside of a wetsuit effectively hides unwanted erections.

Q16: Surf life savers are the enemy.

*Disclaimer-- only 15 is true.

Short answer section
Q17. Discuss the role of bow kites without using the word "gay".
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arehn · Since 24 Mar 2008 166 Posts Hood River, OR Stoked

Those were awesome!! i liked this answer

Wind Slither · Since 04 Mar 2005 2627 Posts The 503 METAL

Aussie blokes are funny and cheerful because:

A. US sized country, with California sized population
B. Surfing is the national sport
C. All Aussie women are issued long legs and big boobs when they turn 17
D. All of the above

Laughing