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dangler

Since 26 Feb 2006
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PostTue Oct 19, 21 7:53 am    Rooster question Reply with quote

whats the milfoil situation?
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Sasquatch

Since 09 Mar 2005
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PostTue Oct 19, 21 8:28 am    Re: Rooster question Reply with quote

dangler wrote:
whats the milfoil situation?


Rooster Booster time!

Dangler, I did a dw'er from Bridal Veil a couple of weeks ago and the shallows around BV were pretty thick. Self-launching on the water near shore would have been bad as your lines would have become very compromised with the milfoil. Fortunately, I had a launch and the last one leaving shore self launched from a sandy beach.

Once in deeper water, no issues. Of course there were patches here and there, but always closer into shore.

I think one is fine at Rooster Rock proper and the shipping channel. The water is higher today than it was when I went.

NOAA is so off this year. Their forecast was calling for winds from the east 6- 11mph. Not even close. Looks like solid 7m to me right now looking at the Rooster cam.

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hilton

Since 15 Aug 2008
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PostThu Oct 21, 21 7:05 am     Reply with quote

wind gusts over 50 mph at Rooster this morning must be making the cam blurry.

http://pdxgreen.com/roostercam.php

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OG

Since 07 Jun 2011
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PostThu Oct 21, 21 5:26 pm     Reply with quote

i put milfoil all over, doesnt seem to attract many milfs these days tho

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Sasquatch

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PostFri Oct 22, 21 9:18 am     Reply with quote

OG wrote:
i put milfoil all over, doesnt seem to attract many milfs these days tho


OG, you're kind of on the right track. . .

So my buddy is a middle-aged and recently divorced father. He told me that he can't afford a new foil board or wetsuit this next season because has spent all his disposable money on his new MILF cologne recipe. I guess he has little time to kite as he is always on dates and spending money on the MILFs.

Mix 10 pounds of dried milfoil weed, with 15 crisp new $100 bills straight from the bank. Bills must me finely ground in a coffee grinder.
2 pounds of finely ground dried lavender. 30 pills of viagra, finely ground.

Lastly, one magum's bottle contents of Dom Perignon--the key here is finding a 20 year old vintage or more.

Mix all in a large pot and boil down to 1 gallon and strain. Put into 3 used 40 oz Rainer Ale or Rainer bottles and cork for aging. You'll have 8oz of "green" product leftover; put the remaining in a 12oz travel bottle of Rainer and cork; refill as needed. Perfect size for the weekend getaways up to Gnarlylington, Rufus, or 3 mile in case that you see that "special" MILF on the water and or post session.

I guess it has this alluring fragrance of outdoorsman/watermen mixed with the smell of money, readiness to go (all night or day, depending upon when it is windy), with brut and flowery undertones.

He is thinking of making a whole bunch and trying to market through Windance or Pure Stoke Sports.

I think he is thinking about calling it Windrider or Seamen.


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